+ Because, #Meijer, you don't believe that I wouldn't steal from you. Which makes this entire DIY effort of yours hilariously awful. No, I'm not going to use it, I need to keep my "being accused of shoplifting" down to once a week at most. Heh, always #Meijer, always with the shoplifting, and I don't even do it. Which makes me think I should. I mean, they're going to endlessly accuse me of it, I might as well meet them halfway. ;)

+ and the result? Nah. It was supposed to be this big awesome new thing, but all you can do at the terminal is get a balance on your accounts. It's like the "You Scan Express" at #Meijer which is hilariously awful. You can pull up after doing all the work and they will force you to prove what is in your cart is what you checked out on, pretty much just accusing customers of shoplifting. After that I didn't do it anymore, and I got a butthurt mailer "Why don't you use the You Scan Express?" +

"Dosenöffner bei RB. Das hört sich immer komisch an."
Ähm nein?
#Bundesliga #Meijer

So then the pox of Saturday is upon us. #Meijer. God help me. Busiest day of the week and five out of ten are staffed, but the prole-line DIY is chugging along. I’m doing some of the work, so cheaper prices? LOL. I know, I was just pulling yer leg.

Yesterday I went to Meijer to do some grocery shopping and I brought 3 bags full of cans/bottles to return. I got $42.00 back, which means I returned 420 bottles/cans.

If that's not a sign I don't know what is!!

The universe wants me to smoke more weed

#weed #stoner #stonermemes #420life #420michigan #pot #meijer

Wow....lots of typos. #meijer #society #cold

@TheMajorsA2 I am a big fan of Meijer G functions #meijer