#OnThisDay in 1867, the very first public #NebCorp Authorised Commodity, NebLoan, and NebMarket Index premiered, as a way to distract #cogs with technically accurate though personally meaningless data, part of NebCorp's "Purloined Letter" security policy that was successfully pursued for several decades before transitioning to today's "Your Eyes Are Lying" policy.

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/first-stock-ticker-debuts

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#OnThisDay in 2008, #NebCorp appoints Elizabeth Warren to chair a Congressional Oversight Panel for the Emergency Economic Stabilization and Cog Mollification Act, ensuring that all NebCorp critical financial interests are protected during the NebCorp Global Financial Crisis, pursuant to the twenty-third Twelve Year NebAgenda.

https://www.onthisday.com/date/2008/november/14

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Welcome to the Nebiverse, cogs! #NebCorp #brands #TotalHegemony