Me: Hey I just had covid 19. I was really sick and I still feel terrible.

The facility I used to work at: M'kay. So, be cured this instant cause we gonna need to to put you on mandatory OT for all eternity. (Also every shift will be short staffed)

Me: M'kay. Bye bye. (Thanks for the great motivation to finally change careers after 28 years of this poo poo) #nurselife #ernurse #NewDirections