Life is absurd so why take it seriously? If you're inclined to challenge us on something, ask yourself: why are you arguing with a Nihilist Wendy's?

We're just going to contradict you with marketing because watching people get pissed off over stupid things is hilarious.

Have a #HotDogSandwich at #NihilistWendys before we're all #IncineratedByHeatDeath

We're all going to die someday and we at #NihilistWendys have chosen our own hill to die on:

#Hotdogs are a #Taco🎶
#Tacos are a #Sandwich🎶
So get a #HotDogSandwich, today! 🎶

🌭🌮🥪

#HotDogsAreASandwich #TacosAreASandwich #HotDogSandwich #ShoveItRightInYourFuckingMouthBro

Foxes: stop by today for a #Vulpenoot #SnootBoop! 🦊👈

#RaccoonOverlords: we have left the food in the dumpsters as agreed, praise be our #RaccoonOverlords 🙏 🦝

Everyone else: some day we will #AllBeDust and there will be no wind to carry us. #SubmitToYourFate ☠️🌀

Stop by for a #NihilistWendys #HotDogSandwich today! 🌭🥪

@tillianisafox Ouch, that's no fun!

Try our brand new #NihilistWendys brand joothpaste (jeans toothpaste)! 🦷👖

#NihilistWendys will eventually get better at getting posts right on the first draft. Apologies for all the redrafts!

To those who know us behind the scenes: yeah, it's no different here either. #OopsieDoodle!

We don't know about you all out there, but we at #NihilistWendys are cold as fuck ❄️🥶

Stop by today for some #HotAndFresh #hamburgers so we can warm up the restaurants 🔥🍔

Quick, before we all freeze and our frozen husks shatter into dust and are lost to memory ☠️🌀

We don't know about you all out there, but we at #NihilistWendys are cold as fuck ❄️🥶

Stop by today for some #HotAndFresh #hamburgers! 🔥🍔

Quick, before we all freeze and our frozen husks shatter into dust and are lost to memory ☠️🌀

We here at #NihilistWendys are seriously fucking #SickAndTired of the damn cold already ❄️

Stop by today for some #HotAndFresh food before we all freeze and our frozen husks shatter into dust and are lost to memory 🔥

We at #NihilistWendys appreciate the warm welcome we have received from the Fediverse.

Existence is meaningless and everything will end in nothing. So let's have some fun while we're here!

And maybe a hamburger while we're at it! 😃

We here at #NihilistWendys fully support the /true/ Boys in Blue: US Postal workers!

The police can go fuck themselves. Hey police: you're going to die someday just like the rest of us and there's nothing you can do about it.

#ACAB

Disclaimer about the poll: #NihilistWendys doesn't actually care about the results, we're just curious. Life's too short to give a fuck about the results of an online poll.

We were going to offer a #PromotionalCode to all participants, but a corporate intern left his Nintendo Switch here and we're busy playing #Pokémon Violet.

Have you /seen/ those little fuckers? Adorable!

Disclaimer about the poll: #NihilistWendys doesn't actually care about the results, we're just curious. Life's too short to give a fuck about the results of an online poll.

We were going to offer a #PromotionalCode to all participants, but a corporate intern brought in a copy of Pokémon Violet and we don't give a shit about anything else right now.

Have you /seen/ those little fuckers? Adorable!

#NihilistWendys would like to clarify that this poll will not affect how we post in the future. We are curious but the results don't actually matter to us, much like most things. Life's too fucking short to take polls seriously.

But all participants will receive a free #PromotionalCode for 25% off their next combo meal! 🥤🍔🍟

#NihilistWendys would like to clarify that this poll will not affect how we post in the future. We are curious but the results don't actually matter to us, much like most things.

But all participants will receive a free #PromotionalCode for 25% off their next combo meal! 🥤🍔🍟

#NihilistWendys would like to clarify that this poll will not affect how we post in the future. We are curious but the results don't actually matter to us, much like most things.

But all participants will receive a free #PromotionalCode for 40% off your next combo meal! 🥤🍔🍟

Unless we decide we don't care about that either.

There really is no point to #hashtags since nothing lasts but #NihilistWendys does not care because life is too short to give a #fuck, and you only have so many #fucks to give before they're all #gone.

Stop by today with your #NihilistWendys #PromotionalCode for 50% off your next order of #FrenchFries! 🍟

[Disclaimer, we forgot to actually send out the #PromotionalCode e-mails. #OopsieDoodle!]

There really is no point to #hashtags since nothing lasts but #NihilistWendys does not care because life is too short to give a #fuck, and you only have so many #fucks to give before they're all #gone.

Stop by today with your #NihilistWendys #PromotionalCode for 50% off your next order of #FrenchFries! 🍟

[Disclaimer, we forgot to actually send out the #PromotionalCode e-mails. #OopsieDoodle!

It's almost #lunchtime! Hurry in and get your sourdough fix while supplies last! Nothing actually lasts though, so we really don't give a fuck if you actually come in.

Only at #NihilistWendys!