Hamlet, Still in Birdland

To be here, or not to be here– that is the question.
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The memes and arrows of Elon’s outrageous fortune
Or to take feet against a sea of blue badges,
And by departing end them. To toot– to tweet
No more; and by no tweet to say we end
The headache, and the thousand capital shocks
That users are now heir to. ’Tis an emigration
Devoutly to be wish’d.

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