@uspolitics
So anyone in the state legislatures must recuse themselves from any school/educational legislation because they have a child in school?
No?
Didn't think so.
Legislative members waving their ducks is not the same as the Star Spangled Banner preceeding the "off the air" color bars off 1950's TV.
Why isn't the Vertlartnic on Mastodon, dammit?
#satire #OrIsIt #CovidIsntOver #vertlartnic
I was just listening to the new #Donovan record, and I’ve got to stop and toot.
How does this record sound as good as it does? Is studio trickery making him sound like he’s 32 instead of 76? It was recorded recently, right?
You could easily convince me this was a lost album from 1974 or something.
i lost my partner's yule socks.
ive torn apart the closet looking for them. and this is not a tragedy--i can buy them more socks before yule. no. this is more the story of my life, where i hide something so safely and so well that god themself cannot find it, and it is never found, and must instead be replaced. the socks. the poem. the thousand different things i have misplaced throughout my life and been berated for "losing".
losing? i tried so hard to save it that i hid it from myself. and after i die im going to find out that there are minature black holes all over the world, and that some people are vectors for these event horizons, and that i was one of those people, a victim of circumstance rather than an empty mind. a thing lost, always wanted, coveted in fact by a natural phenomenon, a black cloud that was intended to be a blessing, my errors made magnificent by the turning of the earth and the immense gravity of infinity. found, rather than crushed.
i open amazon. i shop for socks.
Right nobody else follow me!
#childish #NumberOfTheBeast #IKnowItIsntReally #OrIsIt
Oops. The Steam Store on the Web does not clearly show that games aren't playable on certain platforms... until you scroll WAY down. It's easy to miss that tiny Windows icon.
The Steam App on the Mac CLEARLY shows Available For at the top.
I hope I get a refund.
Bad UX kills people, by the way. #unrelated #orisit
@onlmaps #NorthKorea is an interesting case, a Communist state ruled by a hereditary autocrats.
Dad was teaching me how to write the Pharaoh’s writing.
“So this character is a senet board—“
“Wait. Senet? The board game?”
“—Yes, it makes the sound—“
“The game no one plays any more?”
“—Yes, our writing has a long and illustrious history—“
“We have a character specifically for obsolete technology?”
“…yes, son.”
“How quaint. Carry on, Grandpa.”
#MicroFiction #OrIsIt? 📟📠💽💾📼
Lecterkin flag, creator unknown.
"First they came for #Assange and #Chelsea, and I didn't care because I read too many articles about #Assange's persona and was gullible.
Then they came for #Greenwald and I didn't care because I 'had no time' and because 'hacking is a crime, you see?' and because Brazil is far away..
Then I realized: 'oh wait?! what?! Shit!!!', shortly before I got arrested myself by fascists hordes."
#MastoFiction #OrIsIt? #FreeAssange #FreeChelsea #DontExtraditeAssange
#assange #chelsea #greenwald #mastofiction #OrIsIt #freeassange #freechelsea #dontextraditeassange