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Michael Nelson · @mrmrnelson

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On February 9, 2023, Fred is excited to present both his peanut butter and jelly socks and his new GI Joe Skystriker F-14.

#fredtheskeleton #skeleton #gijoe #skystriker #f14 #northropgrumman #socks #pbj #toyphotography

#fredtheskeleton #skeleton #gijoe #skystriker #F14 #northropgrumman #socks #PBJ #toyphotography

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Xyla :transgender: · @Xyla

163 followers · 282 posts · Server mas.to

A friend of questionable food taste recommended me pb&j on cherry pop-tarts. I'm super wierd about peanut butter; can anyone get me a 2nd opinion before I try this?
#pbj #poptart

#poptart #PBJ

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nuztalgia 🏳️‍🌈🌺 · @nuz

904 followers · 1734 posts · Server mastodon.lol

(talking to my partner about "earworm" songs)

him: there's also... the song that always gets stuck in your head
me: which song?
him: if i say its name, it'll get stuck in your head
me: you can't mention it and then not tell me!
him: okay, it's peanut butter jelly time
me: oh no
my brain: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

(10 hours later)

my brain: DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

(the next day)

my brain: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT

#pbj #shitpost

#PBJ #shitpost

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Tasha Always · @tashaalways

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Adventures in #reparenting - absentmindedly assembling a hard day #selfcare #lunch and looking down to notice that what you've made is the ultimate "kid comfort plus adult lovingly intervening with nutrition" situation. Thanks mom self. Hope you enjoy the fabulous strawberry butt - the Strawberrière, if you will.

#mentalhealth #reparentingsuccesses #PBJ #pbjnoway #fruitbutts #strawberry #lascivious