My experience with couriers:

- #FedEx - Solid. Always phone to find where I am rather than reading the instructions but great.

- #DPD - Brilliant. Professional, speedy, friendly, deliver safely to the door.

- #Parceforce - (AKA Parcelfarce). Packages are delivered (back to the sorting office and a card left somewhere).

- #Evri - Random. Either deliver packages safely to my door or apparently throw packages in a random direction when they're roughly nearby and update with a random status.