Andy Mackay · @AndyMackay
81 followers · 243 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Me: “hiii”
Little one: “bo”
Me: “you grumpy with me this morning?”
Little one: “No. Just don’t talk.”

#dadlife #Parenthood

Last updated 2 years ago

Andy Mackay · @AndyMackay
81 followers · 234 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Podcast idea.
Nothing deep, but just involves a dad trying to work out their kids homework for 20 minutes.

#parenting #kids #Parenthood

Last updated 2 years ago

Andy Mackay · @AndyMackay
81 followers · 224 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

You know that cupboard that ‘everything’ is thrown into?
I’ve just opened ours.

#wishmeluck #Parenthood

Last updated 2 years ago

Andy Mackay · @AndyMackay
73 followers · 155 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

I’ve just been reminded by the kid I’ll be over 60 in 20 years time. And she’s gonna get me a walking stick.

#merrychristmas #Parenthood #parenting

Last updated 2 years ago

Annie 3.0 · @Chattlanta
24 followers · 204 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

I bought $27 specialty wrapping paper for my daughter’s Christmas gifts.

I rate the plastic Amazon envelope my gift was delivered in from her.

#unvarnished #Parenthood

Last updated 2 years ago

Sam Nichol · @samnichol
9 followers · 33 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

One problem with having a baby who is eating solid food (who’s digestive system isn’t fully developed) is their shit starts to smell like shit, mixed with the food they’ve eaten.

Which means that I can no-longer stand the smell of what he eats. I can never eat butter nut squash again.

#baby #daiper #nappy #Parenthood

Last updated 2 years ago

Sam Nichol · @samnichol
9 followers · 39 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

One problem with having a baby who is eating solid food (who’s digestive system isn’t fully developed) is their shit starts to smell like shit, mixed with the food they’ve eaten.

Which means that I can no-longer stand the smell of what he eats. I can never eat butter nut squash again.

#baby #daiper #nappy #Parenthood

Last updated 2 years ago

Sam Nichol · @samnichol
9 followers · 33 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

One problem with having a baby who is eating solid food (who’s digestive system isn’t fully developed) is their shit starts to smell like shit, mixed with the food they’ve eaten.

Which means that I can no-longer stand the smell of what he eats. I can never eat butter but squash again.

#baby #daiper #nappy #Parenthood

Last updated 2 years ago

Andy Mackay · @AndyMackay
65 followers · 115 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

One of the upsides of when the kid needs a loo stop.

#cider #Exeter #Parenthood

Last updated 2 years ago

Andy Mackay · @AndyMackay
65 followers · 115 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

I may have gone mad with elf on the shelf ideas. If you’re looking for elf ideas. Here are 99 terrible ones

devondad.co.uk/2022/11/30/99-i

#Parenthood #christmas #elfontheshelf

Last updated 2 years ago

Sugarless Muffin · @sugarless
35 followers · 104 posts · Server mastodon.lol

Both my and I felt in with ❤️
He is currently 20 months old (4months shy of 2 years old) and is actively trying to contact or disconnect them. Sometimes he has a bigger plan but often he just practice the sole ability of doing that. Usually, I accompany him with his and build something or help him with his bricks. It's always a great 😁
🧩👶🏻🖍️👶🏼🪁👶🏽⚽👶🏾🎨👶🏿🪀

#son #love #lego #duplo #play #fun #children #kids #parenting #Parenthood #motherhood #qualitytime #toddlers

Last updated 2 years ago

Sugarless Muffin · @sugarless
35 followers · 99 posts · Server mastodon.lol
Pinot Evil · @Thewinegasm
650 followers · 417 posts · Server mastodon.lol

Me: Don’t touch your face until you’ve put hand sanitiser on.

* Turns around to see kid licking himself like a cat.

#Parenthood #kids #pandemic #comedy

Last updated 2 years ago

Sugarless Muffin · @sugarless
22 followers · 66 posts · Server mastodon.lol

I think is made mostly for to show us a way of ours improvement while being regular, flawed parent trying to overcome our shortcomings to be the best version of ourselves for our in given circumstances.

#bluey #parents #parentingstyles #children #Parenthood #disneyplus #cartoon #motherhood #fatherhood #SelfImprovement #awareness #mindfullnees

Last updated 2 years ago

Sugarless Muffin · @sugarless
0 followers · 3 posts · Server mastodon.lol

I think is made mostly for to show us a way of ours improvement while being regular, flawed parent trying daily to overcome their shortcomings to be possible the best version of ourselves for our in given circumstances.

#bluey #parents #parentingstyles #children #Parenthood #SelfImprovement #disneyplus #cartoon #motherhood #fatherhood

Last updated 2 years ago

Saielle (she/they) · @intentionaut
633 followers · 269 posts · Server mastodon.lol

Today i’m at an art gallery opening in Brixton for ANDI, a UK based artist looking at life. Specifically, transmasculine parenthood.

#queer #trans #transmasc #masculinity #Parenthood #pregnancy #art

Last updated 2 years ago