Wow just discovered my 9yo does not know what it means to iron clothing. Does not know what an #iron is. Or an ironing board. Ironing a shirt on an ironing board? Blank stare

Might be a #ParentingFail but definitely is a lifestyle win

Nothin like some gud'ol Christian love

#ParentingFail #homophobia #christian #trans #lgbt

9 yo had a headache yesterday so I read him a story that I thought wouldn't make him laugh: San Andreas by Alistair MacLean... a gritty WW2 espionage-at-sea novel. (Spoiler: the Germans did it.) However he found something to laugh about on the second page when the ship's engineer swore so much the captain had to hold the phone away from his ear for a minute.
#ParentingFail #Phatherhood #DontMentionZeWar

9 yo had a headache yesterday so I read him a story that I thought wouldn't make him laugh: San Andreas by Alistair MacLean... a gritty WW2 espionage-at-sea novel. (Spoiler: the Germans did it.) However he found something to laugh about on the second page when the ship's engineer swore so much the captain had to hold the phone away from his ear for a minute.
#ParentingFail #Phatherhood

9 yo had a headache yesterday so I read him a story that I thought wouldn't make him laugh: San Andreas by Alistair MacLean... a gritty WW2 espionage novel. (Spoiler: the Germans did it.) However he found something to laugh about on the second page when the ship's engineer swore so much the captain had to hold the phone away from his ear for a minute.
#ParentingFail #Phatherhood

If you wonder why I've been calling the Word Dragon "Butter Face" lately...🙄

#WritersLife #WordDragon #GSDPuppy #ParentingFail #FFS

My kids raging against bedtime a preview of how they’ll be in their teens? Nope, I simply won’t hear it. Don’t think I’d be able to hang on, thx. #ParentingFail