@unusualbot I see your "Flying Spaghetti Monster" and raise you "The World's Greatest Salesman" -- *ALSO* "Time Magazine's" "Greatest Fraud of the 20th Century"!

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

https://web.archive.org/web/20070930084857/http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,995817,00.html

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Saw this and realized something was off. Corrections completed.

Would H.E. approve? Likely not.
Do I care? Fuck no.

Rest in Peas, Mr. Writer Guy.

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