Expectation value #PhysicsJokes #Cats #caturdayeveryday

Isaac Newton: I like the ladies thicc, I like them chonky.

Book Editor: Sir, we can't write that.

Newton: Ok... how about. The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction

#PhysicsJokes

Issaac Newton: I like the ladies thicc, I like them chonky.

Book Editor: Sir, we can't write that.

Newton: Ok... how about. The greater the mass, the great the force of attraction

#PhysicsJokes

A train is for one dimensional travel
A bike is two dimensional
A helicopter is three dimensional

#physics #PhysicsJokes

#Introduction (might have to do this more than once): Hi! Here to find fans of bands (ppl I found at the other place…) #thecure #tearsforfears #a-ha , geek out #starwars, #startrek, #doctorwho, #physicsjokes . I also enjoy #knitting . More later 😁

Here’s some physics jokes so that you know by signing up on Mastodon you’ve come to the right place. Originally from a homemade birthday card I sent my friend when he turned 25.

You’re so old, it was called cosmic *foreground* radiation.

You’re so old the dentist had to treat you for proton decay.

You’re so old you had to flavor your own quarks.

You’re so old the standard model cost extra.

You’re so old Z bosons were called A bosons.

#badjokes #bigbang #universe #physicsjokes #quark

Two gay quarks have a marriage, the priest says -

I pronounce you Top and Bottom.

#dadjokes #dadjoke #quantumphysics #jokes #PhysicsJokes #Physics

Tsallis' nonextensive statistics.

RT @shoyip@twitter.com

You're on a first date with someone, and they tell you their favorite #physics concept. You immediately leave. What's the concept?

#physicsmemes #physicsjokes #physicists #science https://twitter.com/ChelseaParlett/status/1392211169708892160

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/shoyip/status/1392383426850918401