Me when I see a hot straight guy with his girlfriend: "I bet she doesn't lick his pits like I would"

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Me when I see a hot straight guy with his girlfriend: "I bet she doesn't lick his pits like I would"

#PigFetish #PitsFetish

*a guy enters the room*

Y'all, basic: "mmm.. I wonder how big is his cock" 🤔

Me, a man of culture: "mmm... I wonder how stinky are his pits" 😛

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