Disclaimer about the poll: #NihilistWendys doesn't actually care about the results, we're just curious. Life's too short to give a fuck about the results of an online poll.

We were going to offer a #PromotionalCode to all participants, but a corporate intern left his Nintendo Switch here and we're busy playing #Pokémon Violet.

Have you /seen/ those little fuckers? Adorable!

Disclaimer about the poll: #NihilistWendys doesn't actually care about the results, we're just curious. Life's too short to give a fuck about the results of an online poll.

We were going to offer a #PromotionalCode to all participants, but a corporate intern brought in a copy of Pokémon Violet and we don't give a shit about anything else right now.

Have you /seen/ those little fuckers? Adorable!

#NihilistWendys would like to clarify that this poll will not affect how we post in the future. We are curious but the results don't actually matter to us, much like most things. Life's too fucking short to take polls seriously.

But all participants will receive a free #PromotionalCode for 25% off their next combo meal! 🥤🍔🍟

#NihilistWendys would like to clarify that this poll will not affect how we post in the future. We are curious but the results don't actually matter to us, much like most things.

But all participants will receive a free #PromotionalCode for 25% off their next combo meal! 🥤🍔🍟

#NihilistWendys would like to clarify that this poll will not affect how we post in the future. We are curious but the results don't actually matter to us, much like most things.

But all participants will receive a free #PromotionalCode for 40% off your next combo meal! 🥤🍔🍟

Unless we decide we don't care about that either.

There really is no point to #hashtags since nothing lasts but #NihilistWendys does not care because life is too short to give a #fuck, and you only have so many #fucks to give before they're all #gone.

Stop by today with your #NihilistWendys #PromotionalCode for 50% off your next order of #FrenchFries! 🍟

[Disclaimer, we forgot to actually send out the #PromotionalCode e-mails. #OopsieDoodle!]

There really is no point to #hashtags since nothing lasts but #NihilistWendys does not care because life is too short to give a #fuck, and you only have so many #fucks to give before they're all #gone.

Stop by today with your #NihilistWendys #PromotionalCode for 50% off your next order of #FrenchFries! 🍟

[Disclaimer, we forgot to actually send out the #PromotionalCode e-mails. #OopsieDoodle!