@mintzbuck We have no idea. We get it from our #RaccoonOverlords (all hail 🙏) and don't question it

Foxes: stop by today for a #Vulpenoot #SnootBoop! 🦊👈

#RaccoonOverlords: we have left the food in the dumpsters as agreed, praise be our #RaccoonOverlords 🙏 🦝

Everyone else: some day we will #AllBeDust and there will be no wind to carry us. #SubmitToYourFate ☠️🌀

Stop by for a #NihilistWendys #HotDogSandwich today! 🌭🥪

And now a word from our overlords

🦝 <(Hey, stop putting lids on your garbage cans it's very rude)

Our #RaccoonOverlords have spoken. Leave those cans alone and have some #HotAndFresh garbage, only at Nihilist Wendy's! :furry_trash:

And now a word from our overlords

🦝 <(Hey, stop putting lids on your garbage cans it's rude >:(!!)

Our #RaccoonOverlords have spoken. Leave those cans alone and have some #HotAndFresh garbage, only at Nihilist Wendy's! :furry_trash:

@raccoonformality Everything will end in nothing so we are more than happy to hand everything over to our #RaccoonOverlords.

Thank you for eating our garbage!

We would like to remind you to please stay away from the dumpsters. That's where we put food for our #RaccoonOverlords and they will be very cross if any of it's missing. 🦝💢

We are all missing meaning and will be unable to find it as long as we cling to the futile hope that joy will be served to us on a silver platter.

Come to the counter and get served some #HotAndFresh garbage instead! 😋 🗑️