Dylan Kagen gropes through the trailer park of American jurisprudence for what he calls "oh my god stories." then he drops in on the victims, the accused, the jurors, the cops, whoever he can sell to the press, the networks, and the studios. He packages the missing white girl. —Don Keeffer, The Newsroom

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Fools, you have no perception! The stakes we are gambling are frighteningly high. —Caiaphas, Jesus Christ Superstar

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One of the neighbors called about a passive aggressive domestic disturbance. —Joe Swanson, Family Guy

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The sad truth is, my breasts have come between us. —Angela Chase, My So-Called Life

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I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose. —Loki, The Avengers #RandomMovieTVQuotes

Say that you understand or don't say anything at all. —Mr. Kaplan, The Blacklist #RandomMovieTVQuotes

We will find hope in the impossible. —Commander Spock, Star Trek Beyond #RandomMovieTVQuotes

Daddy, you made that grace your bitch. —Walker Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby #RandomMovieTVQuotes

Correction: this is a bad idea with good possibilities. —Mac, The Fades #RandomMovieTVQuotes

I will never smell your finger. —Tim Goodman, Pokémon Detective Pikachu #RandomMovieTVQuotes

My mother says when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry. —Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory #RandomMovieTVQuotes

If people would only look to the cookie. All our problems would be solved. —Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld #RandomMovieTVQuotes

Finding the truth can be simple, it's accepting the simplicity that's hard. —Dr. Susan Langdon, Quantico #RandomMovieTVQuotes

Stop calling it "Dracula powers!" It's a curse! —Robert Montague Renfield, Renfield #RandomMovieTVQuotes

What's a matter? Didn't one tramp hear what the other tramp just said. —Sammy Jo Dean Carrington, Dynasty #RandomMovieTVQuotes

Not every movie needs a post credits scene. —Mindy Meeks-Martin, Scream VI #RandomMovieTVQuotes

I'm a peacock — you gotta let me fly! —Terry Hoitz, The Other Guys #RandomMovieTVQuotes

Who is the little piece of meat!?! —Madeline Ashton, Death Becomes Her #RandomMovieTVQuotes

I always take a deep breath before I greet a man, it thrusts my breasts forward. —Blanche Deveraux, The Golden Girls #RandomMovieTVQuotes

She's not my fancy woman. —DI Ravi Dhillon, The Devil's Hour (2022) #RandomMovieTVQuotes