When I'm President, we will introduce a simple two-step process for deploying autonomous vehicles:

1. Perfect the hands-free restroom, then,

2. Allow self-driving vehicles to operate near humans.

#bathroom #restroom #washroom #tesla #autonomouscar #SelfDriving

When I'm President, the use of adhesives will be banned in the manufacture of toilet paper. Pairs of two-ply layers will be indivisible, and perforations coincident with one another.

The People will no longer face the horror of scenes such as this.

#toilet #bathroom #restroom #washroom

Thinking of becoming that guy who will correct everyone on the difference between a “bathroom” and a “restroom” when they say they are looking for one. #bathroomhasabathandarestroomdoesnt #bathroom #restroom