IT'S OVER!!!!!!! 🎉🥳👍💥😎🌠

#Riverdale

oh happy day. no more #Riverdale after tonight!

the finale of #riverdale needs to be the entire cast, past and present, just sucking and fucking for the entire hour. no plot, no script, just going at it. male, female, gay, straight, such distinctions have no meaning here, just fucking any protrusions into any orifices available

not edited for television either, like they turned into the CW and they never got around to checking it out before they air it

the sound cut out during tonight's #riverdale and it was the best part of the episode

Pues ya me he visto la segunda temporada entera de #Riverdale, puta mierda adictiva. Me da la vida esta mamarrachada.

Mis ships en #Riverdale son por este orden:

Cheryl y Toni
Alice y FP

Y ya. Porque los otros son insoportables.

can't do #riverdale tonight i'm not ready for the consuelos

plus it's better when you can skip the commercials to shorten the amount of your life that's being wasted

Es increíble cómo me entretiene esta mamarrachada teniendo en cuenta lo jodidamente gilipollas que son todes 😂 Es que los 4 protagonistas me caen tan mal (bueno, Betty no tanto). La putísima VA que me da Jughead, de verdad, es que no puedo explicar lo que lo odio. Evidentemente la mejor es Cheryl pero eso es vox pópuli.

#Riverdale #Series

Al final retomé #Riverdale y lo único que puedo pensar cuando veo a la madre de Verónica es que la actriz trabajaba como agente secreta del FBI para destapar redes de pedofilia mientras estaba en la serie. De verdad que la vida real supera muchas veces la ficción.

I enjoyed the first season of #Riverdale, despite large plot holes, and started season two with minimal expectations.

Nope.

A quarter of the way into s02e06, and I can't watch it anymore. I was squirming on e04 & e05, too: too many stupid sub plots, with huge, gaping holes, performed shit poorly.

I'm shocked it's still going, and downloading was a waste of bandwidth.

On to season two of #Riverdale.

Things got dark quickly, but overly melodramatic cheese remains, albeit a bit moldy in the crevices.

Also softcore porn... so far Veronica (#HubbaHubba) jumps in the shower with Archie, and The Pussycats do a very provocative shimmy shimmy dance. And I only just finished s02e02! 😜

It's still very overacted, overwritten, and incredibly stupid. IMO.

When I was a kid, I used to read Archie. Veronica was responsible for several dawn-of-pubescence boners.

I saw a repack of #Riverdale S01 the other day, and, acting on impulse, downloaded it.

It's stupid, overwritten, overacted, stereotypical, twisted, and I don't know why I'm diggin' it so hard, but I am. It's quite terrible.

The complete series to date has been procured. 🏴‍☠️ We'll see how long this obsession lasts.

Veronica is still #HubbaHubba! 😜

people who only know me from this mastodon account might think i spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about how much i hate #riverdale, and they would be right

#youtubetv has been down-ish all evening but unfortunately channel 11 (#riverdale) is still working

#KSTW to ditch #TheCW and go indie this fall

https://deadline.com/2023/05/cbs-stations-eight-drop-cw-go-independent-this-fall-1235357388/

Channel 11 was an independent station for most of my childhood, briefly became a CBS outlet (while channel 7 affiliated with UPN), then went to UPN/the CW.

While this is certainly just one step in a further broadcast realignment, it will be interesting to see what happens to still-CBS-owned KSTW this fall (after #Riverdale ends of course). Also, will another local station pick up the CW?

#Seattle #TV

ok google how many days until august 23 #Riverdale

#riverdale hasn't been completely stupid so far this season but i have a feeling that's about to change

ugh #Riverdale is back tonight

final episode of #Riverdale is august 23 🎈🎉

i already knew it was ending but to have an actual date just makes it so much better

https://www.yahoo.com/now/cw-sets-final-season-premiere-193021043.html

I have a whole new conspiracy theory for the book I'm reading now that there's a character named Camila Mendes...

#Riverdale anyone?