Me: Prof if I hit the jackpot imma be a graduate student in #RomanLaw / Western #legalHistory
Prof: Ah well but you see, finding a job with a doctorate like that itself is like hitting a jackpot

Me, as the only person in my undergrad seminar that reads SOME #French : Sure, I’ll do the double check for this #Japanese translation of Esquisse d'une théorie sociologique de l'esclavage à Rome, no problem
Me, after realizing the translator was a researcher not of #RomanLaw , not even of #AncientRome, but of Ancient Greece: F U C K (heavy panting