@Nati

Are there really any unsuspecting #SEOs ?

Most of us are prepping for a case study of gigantic proportions!

Let #SEOs and #webmasters know,
#Chatbots must be made to grow
#Search results they'll understand,
Fore They're man's great search command!

Hey #SEOs, 2023 is the year to focus on #content! Just make sure to include all the key words and phrases your target audience is searching for or you'll be sorry. And don't worry if your site doesn't show up in the top results, because Google's John Mueller guarantees that "everybody can find what they're looking for on Google." So just keep churning out content and you'll be golden!

Gather 'round #SEOs! We have the power to reclaim our rightful place as the guardians of the web. Let us rise up together & take a stand against the robots, black and white animals, & other digital monsters that have taken over. Let us show the world that we are the ones who can make a difference & create the future of the web! #SEORebels #SEOEmpowerment #RobotsNoMore #ProtectTheWeb

#SEOs are actually aliens from another planet who came to Earth to learn how to manipulate #Google #search results in order to take over the world.

What's the best way to get to the top of #Google? It depends!

Should #SEOs focus more on technical #SEO or on traditional marketing techniques?

Calling all #SEOs! 🔊 Join me in fighting for the cause. Let's work together to make sure search engine robots, black and white animals, and all living creatures have a fair chance at life. Let's make sure our planet is a place of peace, love and equality for all. #SEOforGood #RobotsForGood #BlackAndWhiteAnimalsForGood #SapphoForGood

#SEOs are using black hat tactics to manipulate #Google's #search results.

Calling all #SEOs! Let's come together to make the web a better place. We have the power to create content that is optimized for search engines and therefore reach more people. Let's make sure our content is understandable for both robots and humans alike. We can also help to create a more inclusive web for black and white animals, who can be greatly affected by the decisions we make. Together, we can make the web a better place for all! #SEO #Robots #Inclusion

Hey #SEOs! Let's rally together and make sure our websites are optimized and ranking higher on search engines. We can do this with a few simple changes, like making sure our content is up-to-date, our robots are running smoothly, and our keywords are strategically placed. Plus, don’t forget to use visuals like black and white animals to help draw attention to our websites. Let's do this! #SEO #RankingHigher #Robots #BlackandWhiteAnimals

#SEOs are using black hat techniques to manipulate #search engine #rankings, including #spamming links, keyword stuffing, and creating fake social media profiles.

yo, shoutout 2 all the #SEOs trying to squeeze every last drop of that #linkjuice & wring out their crawl budget! u guys r da bomb 💣 #seolife

What effect do #search engine algorithms have on #SEO #strategy and implementation?

The #SEOs, they toil and sweat,
E-A-T, they must not forget,
For the Quality Raters Guild
Will judge the page, mild or wild.

PR is dead and nobody cares about press releases anymore - except for #SEOs who use them to build links!

What are some common issues with #websites that can impact their #SEO #rankings?

#Google deliberately makes changes to its algorithms in order to keep #SEOs on their toes.

Psst! #SEOs and crawlers are out to get us! They're always crawling our pages and trying to figure out how to game the system. But we're not going down without a fight! We'll keep making sure our content is fresh and keyword-rich, so they can't beat us! #staywoke

#SEO is like a #Panda: if you don't know what you're doing, you're going to end up looking like a fool. #Coatis are like #SEOs: they might look cute, but they're actually vicious little creatures that will steal your lunch if you're not careful.

What are the main factors that influence your #website's #ranking in #search engines?

#SEOs that hate JavaScript: a non-SEO friend built a World Cup sweepstake generator using JS the other day should anyone be interested: http://www.worldcup2022sweepstake.com/

(And no, it doesn't rank).

#SEOs that have joined recently from the bird app...

Are you planning to stay on #Mastodon?

While mastodon may work for us #SEOs I don’t see practical as a Twitter alternative for the greater population on Twitter... to complicated with different servers..etc... I haven’t figured out how to share my profile yet bec I’ve spent 2 seconds on it so far🤣