UPDATE: Service still degraded at St. James' due to skateboard collision, please contact #SHIT help line for reports or tech support —Ewan

UPDATE: Service has been restored at Willow Bank, please contact #SHIT help line for further support —Ewan

UPDATE: Service outage at Constitution Hill caused by skateboard collision, #SHIT team scheduled to arrive at 0945 —Ewan

UPDATE: Service has been restored at the Run, please contact #SHIT help line for further support —Ewan

UPDATE: Service has been restored at St. James', please contact #SHIT help line for further support —Ewan

UPDATE: Service outage at Luffkins Tower caused by fallen branch, #SHIT team scheduled to arrive at 2100 —Ewan

UPDATE: Service restored at Two Gun Saddle as of 0415, please contact #SHIT help line for further support —Ewan

UPDATE: Service currently degraded at the Human Rights Office, please contact #SHIT help line for reports or tech support —Ewan

UPDATE: Service outage at the Standard, #SHIT team scheduled to arrive at 2345 —Ewan

UPDATE: Service still degraded at the Run due to cow damage, please contact #SHIT help line for reports or tech support —Ewan

UPDATE: Outage at Farm Lodge caused by blown fuse, #SHIT team scheduled to arrive at 0805 —Ewan

UPDATE: Service has been restored at Deadwood, please contact #SHIT help line for further support —Ewan

UPDATE: NEETFlix service still degraded at Ruperts Wharf, please contact #SHIT help line for reports or tech support —Ewan

UPDATE: Service currently degraded at the waste tip, please contact #SHIT help line for reports or tech support —Ewan

UPDATE: Service currently degraded at High Knoll due to goat damage, please contact #SHIT help line for reports or tech support —Ewan

UPDATE: Outage at the hospital, #SHIT team scheduled to arrive at 2330 —Ewan

UPDATE: Service currently degraded at the Cistern, please contact #SHIT help line for reports or tech support —Ewan

UPDATE: TV service currently degraded at Two Gun Saddle, please contact #SHIT help line for reports or tech support —Ewan

UPDATE: USENET service still degraded at Kunjie Field, please contact #SHIT help line for reports or tech support —Ewan

UPDATE: Service outage at Colt Sheds, #SHIT techs have been dispatched —Ewan