Peace on Earth #ChristmasMorning #goodmorning #santababy 🎀

Think of all the mink I've missed
Think of all the otters that I haven't kissed
So don't act all nonplussed, my guy,
Just entrust me with #mustelidae

(shadoop, shadoop)

#SantaBaby, you know my secret innermost wish?
A fish...er
And not the kind with a pole,
Santa. Honey badgers would be lovely tonight.

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#song #parody #christmas #filk

(It's not a furry thing, but it's not _not_ a furry thing.)

Okay, found it.

#SantaBaby, slip a sable under the tree
For me
A #mustelid that's robust
Santa baby, and ferrets in my stockings tonight

Santa baby, I want a stoat to ride in my coat.
Please note:
Martens simply won't do
Santa baby, so fill my bed with weasels tonight

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RT @myfizzypop@twitter.com

48 days until Christmas!! Today's new music review comes via @aliciakeys@twitter.com glorious new album, #SantaBaby - she takes old classics & reinvents them as something seductive, heartfelt and new. Sumptuous arrangements & soaring vocals are joyful AND triumphant!
https://myfestivepop.blogspot.com/2022/11/alicia-keys-santa-baby.html

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/myfizzypop/status/1589517235248582657