Yay, dark patterns! The only prominent button is the one to sign up for a thing I didn't ask for, and has completely unclear functionality. Somebody's gonna get promoted for whatever this is, bcuz "engagement" will go on a spreadsheet.
#Programming #UX #ShitUserStories #DarkPattern

As a: MS Outlook user
I want to: receive a notification of a forwarding of a meeting invite when I myself forward a meeting invite
So that: I know that I forwarded the meeting invite I guess?

#ShitUserStories

@Wehnemann

#ShitUserStories

As a 2fa user I need a means to provide another form of authentication when my daughter runs off with my phone to catch Pokemon. #SchoolHolidays #ShitUserStories

As a [GOOGLE USER] I want to [NOT BE ABLE TO SHARE MY SCREEN DURING MEET CALL] so I can [RESTART MY BROWSER EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE]

#ShitUserStories

As a [GOOGLE USER] I want to [GET LOGGED OUT AT RANDOM INTERVALS] so I can [GO THROUGH THE LOGIN FLOW FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER]

#ShitUserStories

RT @fschaap
#ShitUserStories https://twitter.com/LoranKloeze/status/1400383354600673283