Today I'll be auditioning for the roll of tired & confused zombie number 3.

#NoSleep #Thoughts #Life #MyLife #Humour #Humor #Funny #Shitpost

Why do I fall for it, every time!
I tell myself I'll just log in to Mastodon and have quick look see for a minute or two and then half the day goes by and my list of stuff to do is still there, tapping it's irritated untouched to-dos on the table.
I don't think I should trust Me or Myself as they're clearly just hanging round to cause trouble.

#Thoughts #Life #MyLife #ShitPost

Finally 5 minutes for some Mastodon! Okay what can I do in 5 minutes on Mastodon?
1) Scroll
2) Scroll & Fav / Boost / Comment
3) Try and think of something worth posting.
4) Dig out some art I did at the art group I attend & post it.

Hmm... 3 minutes. *straps on skates with rocket boosters strapped to them*

#Thoughts #Life #MyLife #ShitPost

Time to take on board more water as the cooling tanks 🥵 are empty according to my brain so sup 🥤 up 🧃 time.

#Thoughts #Life #MyLife #ShitPost

Okay Tusky, I'll put you down. You're clearly overstimulated again. Now, go chase some voles or whatever it is you mastodons do.

#ShitPost #Funny #Humor #Humour

Q: Why do I start my day, before getting up, with Mastodon?

A: When I reach a state of awakeness that it can no longer be reversed, I still need to wait for the rest of my synapses to come online. It's a bit of a slow cascade transition from sleep to being a barely functional entity.

#Life #Thoughts #DailyLife #ShitPost #MyLife

Sometimes, mapping stuff in #OpenStreetMap and entering a name tag just feels like a #shitpost.

https://www.mapillary.com/app/?pKey=1195464724539324&lat=36.1297811&lng=-96.00351&z=17&focus=photo

Legit can't remember where I found this, but seeing the sex arses posts again reminded me of it.

#HowItsMade #furry #shitpost