GEOGRAPHY LESSONS

I want to screw
From Timbuktu
To Katmandu
With you
Mon chou

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UNTITLED 0917

If I were to
Somehow
Be magically transported
To within arms reach
I would happily accept
The consequences
Of my actions

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I COULD GIVE A SHIT (EDIT III)

I could give a shit
What color your skin
Who you sleep with, what you wear
Which Gods you cry at orgasm
What you eat, how you style your hair
I could give a shit
But I don't

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RAMEN

How long does Top Ramen last?
The "best by" date has long ago passed
It looked OK
It tasted the same
But today I pass lots of gas

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GEOGRAPHY LESSONS

I want to screw
From Timbuktu
To Katmandu
With you
Mon chou

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BREAKFAST NOOK

Will you be my breakfast nook?
Nibble on you while reading a book?
Wet my fingers to turn pages
Acting like we're half our ages

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SENILITY v2

I swear I lit a cigarette
It's nowhere to be found
Did I really forget
A lit cigarette?
Will I burn the house to the ground?

They memory's the first to go
Is what they always say
The dick still grows
The words still flow
But the thought train has derailed

I lit and smoked another
As I'm writing this
There were no flames to smother
No fire on which to piss

Perhaps that forgotten cigarette
Was only in my bleary head

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RUSTED LOVE

My love is old and rusted
Standing tattered in the weeds
Graffiti'd by the passing years
It's not much to look at
But it's still there
I give it to you freely

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CLAYMORE

I beheld the shamble, awash in anger
An’ I smacked meself doon
An’ cried at wa’ stroon afore me
The fallen at ma feet
Be in Hell t’ meet ye
Never, I cried
Never shall ye take me alive

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I COULD GIVE A SHIT (EDIT V)

I could give a shit
What color your skin
Who you sleep with, what you wear
Which Gods you cry at orgasm
What you eat, how you style your hair
I could give a shit
But I don't

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#Toleranz #Tolerance​

I COULD GIVE A SHIT (EDIT IV)

I could give a shit
What color your skin
Who you sleep with, what you wear
Which Gods you cry at orgasm
What you eat
How you style your hair
I could give a shit
But I don't

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#Toleranz #Tolerance​

still here, stuck inside
they said it would be two weeks
now it's been three years

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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

The dominos are falling
Enjoy the time we have left
Apocalypses calling
Our kids will pay the debt
From the grave

Hopefully I'm wrong
We can smoke a celebratory bong
It'll all be OK

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JÄGER AND WEED, REDUX

The dichotomy
Of fire and ice
Pleases me greatly
Cold fire burns so nice

The Jäger is well below zero
It burns once inside of me
The bong is also ice cold
Again the dichotomy
Of fire and ice

Flame glows red, embers form
Clinking ice, bubbles are born
Smoke rises coldly in the glass
Lift my thumb
Release the bomb
Knock my brain into my ass

Weee!

It sure feels nice
This wonderful dichotomy
Of fire and ice

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UNTITLED 0155

My prediction
For the coming summers
Can be found in a meme
The first dominoes
Have already fallen

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TRYPTICH 1347

It was just morning
It's already afternoon
Time is unsteady

Smoke streams slowly up
Ashes fall into cold glass
One more drag, stub out

Cold condensation
Dripping down another, colder glass
Time for another

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DEAD HEROES

Shit
All the heroes of my youth
are dead
or dying
Not from anything heroic
They're just old, and wearing out
Now Jimmy Carter
I have a few SciFi ideas
But they're all stupid
And plagiarized, besides
Parts is parts
But the brain pan
That, my friend
Is another matter

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THIRST TRAPS

I can't respond to thirst traps
Not because I don't want to
Or am unable to function
But because they're kids

I have undershorts older than they
Nondescript in color
Tattered and ragged
They still hold in my junk

I'm pretty sure
Dirty old man sliding into DMs
Is not what they seek

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MIDNIGHT RAMBLE

Scrambled eggs
with mushrooms and cheese
and buttered whole wheat toast
My midnight snack
Just as I finished
The midnight alarm went off
Midnight kisses for dessert
Midnight bongs for digestif
Sometimes
Life is good

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LINES

I wanna snort lines off your ass
Tickle your taint with my moustache
I wanna drink Tequila from your tummy
Where's the lime? Mmm! Yummy!

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