There are days when I think I have a sarcasm problem, but then I think... nah... I'm just that fucking funny and can't pass up a gifted opportunity for a gag.

But then I wonder... perhaps doing that to a complete stranger I've never interacted with before is a good idea... or one of those social faux pas thingies.

But then I also go... nah... fuck it, it's funny... even if only to me.

#SocialFauxPas
#IntendedInnuendo
#DealWithIt

Whenever you offer some one a drink and ask if they take milk.

Be sure to clarify that it's 'Not breastmilk'

It makes for wonderfully uncomfortable silences.

Would that be classed as a social faux pas?

#NotBreastmilk
#UncomfortableSilences
#SocialFauxPas
#MyInnerMonologueIsBroken