Hey Burger King here's a "whopper" of a take for you: the sun's going to explode and you're going to be a flame-grilled pile of nothing, you fucks.

Also your burgers fucking suck. Frozen beef? Pfft, weak sauce. Get on our level you fucking scrubs!

#NeverFrozen #GetDunkedOn #SuckItBurgerKing

Hey Burger King here's a "whopper" of a take for you: your namesake is an unsustainable political construct and your legacy will be lost to the void just like everything else!

Also your burgers fucking suck. Frozen beef? Pfft, weak sauce. Get on our level you fucking scrubs!

#NeverFrozen #GetDunkedOn #SuckItBurgerKing

Hey Burger King here's a "whopper" of a take for you: your namesake is an outdated political concept and your entire legacy will become dust. Fuck you and fuck monarchy!

Also your burgers suck. #FrozenBeef is for CHUMPS!!!
#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen #DeathAwaitsAllThings #SuckItBurgerKing