Not that anyone asked, but here's my top 5:

~719K views: a 5-second, zero-effort "help is on the way!" meme video, posted from grocery-store parking lot: https://www.tiktok.com/@milehighbrendan/video/7004564033709821190

~192K: short #swiftie video re: #antihero #newyear countdown: https://www.tiktok.com/@milehighbrendan/video/7183404904961051950

~127K: #seashanty mocking #tedcruz: https://www.tiktok.com/@milehighbrendan/video/6930821122388790533

~123K: teens' funny reax to parents' spicy #xmas #pajamas: https://www.tiktok.com/@milehighbrendan/video/7180823069152529710

~118K: "All Too Well" suspense: https://www.tiktok.com/@milehighbrendan/video/7189659571835800878

#TikTok virality is wild, man.

I posted a #TikTok Tuesday about the possibility of an intensely suspenseful 2 minutes for hardcore #Swifties who go to the #ErasTour (especially the earliest tour dates), if #TaylorSwift starts singing #AllTooWell without specifying which version it is (5-minute or 10-minute).

We might not know if we get to scream "F*** THE PATRIARCHY!" until 5 seconds beforehand! 😂

Anyway, I'm delighted it went viral on #Swiftie TikTok, and is now my 5th-most watched video ever. 🥰

https://www.tiktok.com/@milehighbrendan/video/7189659571835800878

I'm ridiculously happy with, and proud of, this #2022recap video I made, looking back on our year with #taylorswift's "You're On Your Own, Kid" in the background (intro'd by Sam Levitt's trending #TikTok sound: "and with that, the 2022 season comes to an end").

Enjoy! 🥰

#swiftie #newyear #dadlife #protest #abortion #disneyworld #animalcrossing #colorado #denver #kittens #cats #dogs #pride #nostalgia

I'm ridiculously happy with, and proud of, this #2022recap video I made, looking back on our year with #taylorswift's "You're On Your Own, Kid" in the background (intro'd by Sam Levitt's trending #TikTok sound: "and with that, the 2022 season comes to an end").

Enjoy! 🥰

#swiftie #newyear #dadlife #protest #abortion #disneyworld #animalcrossing #colorado #denver #kittens #cats #dogs #pride #nostalgia

IT EVEN HAS A BRIDGE

Bridge:
I never thought I'd find someone
In this digital age, all alone,
But MileHighBrendan, he's the one,
Who's brightened up my day and made it fun

Chorus:
MileHighBrendan at Mastodon dot lol,
He's got me feeling like I'm on a roll,
His words are witty, his humor's dry,
I can't stop laughing, I could cry

#chatgpt #taylorswift #swiftie #elonmusk #twitter #freespeech #lol

Verse 2:
We DM back and forth all day,
Our conversations never seem to stray,
From silly jokes to deep discussions,
I can't believe how much I've missed 'em

Chorus:
MileHighBrendan at Mastodon dot lol,
He's got me feeling like I'm on a roll,
His words are witty, his humor's dry,
I can't stop laughing, I could cry

#chatgpt #taylorswift #swiftie #elonmusk #twitter #freespeech #lol

Me, looking for new ways to troll #ElonMusk on #Twitter: "Write a Taylor Swift song about 'MileHighBrendan at Mastodon dot lol'"

#ChatGPT:

Verse 1:
I was scrolling through my feed,
Feeling kind of lonely and in need
Of some connection, some fun,
When I came across a profile, oh so spun

Chorus:
MileHighBrendan at Mastodon dot lol,
He's got me feeling like I'm on a roll,
His words are witty, his humor's dry,
I can't stop laughing, I could cry

#taylorswift #swiftie #ai #gpt3 #freespeech #lol

@elforesto Heh. I'm a #Swiftie without shame; my only hesitation was that it felt a little recency-bias-ish to put it on a top-tier interest list. Heck, she's probably not even my favorite current female singer (that would be Brandi Carlile)... but I enjoy the #Swiftie online community enough that I decided it was worth putting there. (Plus, I'm going to opening weekend of her tour in March, which guarantees a certain volume of #taylorswift-related toots from yours truly in the next few months.)

@d00mzjay It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me! #swiftie

Hey, are there any #Swifties on here? #taylorswift #mastodon #swiftie

I did one of those things where Apple Music gives you stats on what you listened to over the course of the year and it was pretty much the "basic bitch" starter pack 🤣 If I made a box set soccer moms would buy the shit out of it in QVC.

#music #taylorswift #swiftie #adiele #applemusic #basic

Lena #Oberdorf auf Instagram - Obi ist also #Swiftie 😍💪🏻

#introduction
Moving here from the dumpster fire of Twitter! #Jewish, #Swiftie, #NPR podcast officiando, and amateur #baker!

Song's choice of the day #swiftie #taylorswift

https://open.spotify.com/track/3UMrglJeju5yWyYIW6o99b?si=xkmtYfFaT0KqHOLYP6DhCw&utm_source=native-share-menu

A small #introduction. I’m exploring this as an alternative to twitter. I’m obsessed with #cats #books and #witchy things. I’m a #Swiftie. Can’t wait to see all of the cool things this site has to offer. 🥰