mbc · @momsbasementcapital
40 followers · 245 posts · Server techhub.social#TSLAQ quarterly dog and pony show starts at 5:30EST if you need a healthy dose of drug addled fraud in your day. #TSLA #POS #PhonyStark
I generally start drinking at 5:00 to get on Space Karen's level. #thisisnotalcoholismadvice
#tslaq #TSLA #pos #PhonyStark #thisisnotalcoholismadvice
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
37 followers · 228 posts · Server techhub.socialJust want to point out that nobody said performance enhancers were off the table for Elno vs. Fuckerberg. I, frankly, think minimum blood/substance concentration levels should be established so we can turn that cage into a drug-fueled alligator fuck-house.
#tslaq #TSLA #elonq #meta #zuckerbergq
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
37 followers · 225 posts · Server techhub.social
Choose your fighter... but for real.
#tslaq #TSLA #muskvszuck #whatishappening
Tech news from Canada · @TechNews
579 followers · 17529 posts · Server mastodon.roitsystems.caCanadian Letter: Take a pass on Tesla, says Roth Capital https://www.cantechletter.com/2023/05/take-a-pass-on-tesla-says-roth-capital/ #canada #tech #Technology #Automotive #Allposts #Analysts #tsla
#Canada #Tech #technology #automotive #Allposts #Analysts #TSLA
///Gatecrasher · @gatecrasher
4 followers · 69 posts · Server mastodon.worldMarkets finally showing a pulse after #MSFT earnings a couple days ago. Right now I’m heavy on short puts for #WBD, light on short puts for #AAL, long #SOFI with covered calls at 6.5 & 7. Have a small position on #F but avoiding auto sectors esp #EV plays like #TSLA #NIO etc because this price war is gonna hurt the sector
#msft #wbd #AAL #Sofi #f #ev #TSLA #nio
Tech news from Canada · @TechNews
485 followers · 13561 posts · Server mastodon.roitsystems.caCanadian Letter: Tesla is still a pass, says Roth Capital https://www.cantechletter.com/2023/04/tesla-is-still-a-pass-says-roth-capital/ #canada #tech #Technology #Automotive #Allposts #Analysts #tsla
#Canada #Tech #technology #automotive #Allposts #Analysts #TSLA
///Gatecrasher · @gatecrasher
4 followers · 65 posts · Server mastodon.world
vickileedillard.eth ✅ ❤️ · @VLD
286 followers · 143 posts · Server mastodon.world
LBM Photography · @loum
78 followers · 197 posts · Server mastodon.world
The inaugural 'Tesla Investor Day', didn't quite turn out how Elmo wanted it to
#tsla
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
24 followers · 67 posts · Server techhub.social
intermobility_berlin 🌻 · @intermobility
89 followers · 984 posts · Server toot.communityEs tut mir wirklich Leid. Ich wollte dieses Video weder angucken noch posten. Jetzt ist mir ersteres doch passiert und nun bleibt Euch auch zweiteres nicht erspart.
Ich muss leider zugeben, dass dieses Video — so weit ich es beurteilen kann — keine groben sachlichen Fehler enthält und auch nicht übertreibt oder verzerrt. Es fasst lediglich den Status Quo nach 10 Jahren Tesla Model S zusammen. Freude macht das nicht. 😢
#TSLA #tesla #musk #emobilitat #elektroauto
arfonzo · @arfonzo
196 followers · 765 posts · Server bitfudge.comIn today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Tesla #TSLA is recalling over 360,000 vehicles, as the self-driving software may cause crashes. :dumpster_fire_gif:
Crazy, it's almost like everyone who was saying it wasn't fit for purpose, was actually right. Who would've known? Oh, right--everybody except #ElonMusk. :drake_like: 🤡
#TotallyUnsurprisingNews #tesla #TSLA #elonmusk #ai #markets
Tech news from Canada · @TechNews
199 followers · 4860 posts · Server mastodon.roitsystems.caCanadian Letter: Take a pass on Tesla stock, Roth Capital says https://www.cantechletter.com/2023/01/take-a-pass-on-tesla-stock-roth-capital-says/ #canada #tech #Technology #Automotive #Allposts #Analysts #tsla
#Canada #Tech #technology #automotive #Allposts #Analysts #TSLA
Pucci Dee · @adpucci
50 followers · 4039 posts · Server mastodon.world
RT @electricalWSOP@twitter.com
More bad PR for #TSLA https://t.co/BqKF2uJ3Ds
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/electricalWSOP/status/1617666312452608000
Fader Krångel · @fader_krangel
17 followers · 537 posts · Server mastodon.nuAnother #Tesla Semi was spotted apparently broken down on the side of the road
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
20 followers · 45 posts · Server techhub.socialThis Valentine's Day, tell that special someone you love them as much as a #Tesla on Full Self Decapitation loves the back of a fucking semi 💞.
https://www.vvng.com/driver-of-tesla-killed-after-slamming-into-back-of-semi-truck-in-victorville/
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
20 followers · 44 posts · Server techhub.social8:30am PST if you'd like to listen to courtroom audio from the Phony Stark trial. #fraudsecured #TSLA #TSLAQ
Fader Krångel · @fader_krangel
17 followers · 523 posts · Server mastodon.nu
Fader Krångel · @fader_krangel
16 followers · 499 posts · Server mastodon.nu
Judge denies Elon Musk’s bid to move Tesla tweet trial to Texas