Framed #286
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I imagine Christ is very pleased his birthday inspired this. Americans sure know how to communicate the Christmas message - it's all about selling toys kids! Ho! Ho! Ho! #thefilmcrowd
Release the Kristingle! (Sorry, I'm just trying to imagine a more entertaining film) #thefilmcrowd
The year before this came out we Brits attempted some kids' sci fi too. Now, which was better? #thefilmcrowd
The power of 12 megatrons? Is that faster than 12 parsecs? (that's the full extent of my quantum physics jokes - I'm not a rocket scientist you know) #thefilmcrowd
I'm disappointed there's no sound effects to watch in this fight #thefilmcrowd
So Mars is in the precisely correct orbital position at Christmas time. That's lucky #thefilmcrowd
If Santa thinks that's a well made robot, thank god Santa's not making my Christmas presents #thefilmcrowd
I don't remember appearing in this. Maybe I was drugged with Martian Egg Nog #thefilmcrowd
Hey. We're almost half an hour in. And it feels like several hours. Martians have clearly perfected time dilation #thefilmcrowd
The Reds are attacking!
Oh no. Hang on. It's Father Christmas. #thefilmcrowd
I might be losing my mind but is this where the "There ain't no sanity clause" came from? #thefilmcrowd
At least in a few years they'll know how to make believable aliens for their Christmas specials #thefilmcrowd
This is so incredibly dreadful. But it explains some of the decisions made by America. If you were forced to watch this as a kid, you'd grow up thinking owning a gun was a good idea. I want one myself at the moment #thefilmcrowd