Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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Framed #286
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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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I imagine Christ is very pleased his birthday inspired this. Americans sure know how to communicate the Christmas message - it's all about selling toys kids! Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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Come on Santa - Home Alone the shit out of these fuckers!

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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Release the Kristingle! (Sorry, I'm just trying to imagine a more entertaining film)

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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The year before this came out we Brits attempted some kids' sci fi too. Now, which was better?

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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You're my Santa now

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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The power of 12 megatrons? Is that faster than 12 parsecs? (that's the full extent of my quantum physics jokes - I'm not a rocket scientist you know)

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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I'm disappointed there's no sound effects to watch in this fight

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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So Mars is in the precisely correct orbital position at Christmas time. That's lucky

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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If Santa thinks that's a well made robot, thank god Santa's not making my Christmas presents

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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Count Binface! Politics is saved!

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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I don't remember appearing in this. Maybe I was drugged with Martian Egg Nog

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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That was 10 minutes of ladder descending action

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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Hey. We're almost half an hour in. And it feels like several hours. Martians have clearly perfected time dilation

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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Klytus, I'm bored. Where's Brian Blessed when you need him?

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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Ooh. How exciting! A ten minute stock footage montage!

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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The Reds are attacking!

Oh no. Hang on. It's Father Christmas.

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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I might be losing my mind but is this where the "There ain't no sanity clause" came from?

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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At least in a few years they'll know how to make believable aliens for their Christmas specials

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Cresta Bear · @crestabear
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This is so incredibly dreadful. But it explains some of the decisions made by America. If you were forced to watch this as a kid, you'd grow up thinking owning a gun was a good idea. I want one myself at the moment

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