oh man, i just had one of those experiences where you stretch real big and then your whole body and form falls away and you melt into a prismatic eternal pool of memory then just snap back to the real world after what feels like 1000 years of falling

anyone else get that?
#writing #bigstretch #TheSkinnyMenace

I know kids may not be for everyone but damn its fun to be a #Dad
Train up this lil One Girl Army to take em all on. Even if you are not a parent you are being an example to little eyeballs even if you dont know it
We don't know the people our children will blossom into
cultivate a place for them that is worth sustaining
#TheSkinnyMenace

Imagine a diamond skeleton riding through space on the back of the only Giant Tartigrade, my mighty astral friend Blitzar. Thats me, im #TheSkinnyMenace

Morning y'all! Say hi to Blanche and Gretta #guineapigs #TheSkinnyMenace

Maybe pirates just wanted to fuck manatees and made up mermaids because they were embarrassed #TheSkinnyMenace

I sneak amateur farts into prestigious art museums all over the world. some of them are still there to this day. #besneaky #TheSkinnyMenace

Oh did #thisweirdo follow you? Yeah im #TheSkinnyMenace and you probably follow someone who is neat, or will prove to be neat in the future!
Welcome! Lets get #silly

Ok its #FollowBackFriday so you get to #followthisweirdo
Im #TheSkinnyMenace
I like #wrestling or #wrasslin, #cooking #Grilling #graffiti #jokes #humor #improv
I like #WeHateMovies and #BlankCheck

I sing, and read and just try to make the most of what i have.

Action is Magic
so lets make something happen

#followthisweirdo
Hey, yeah
you
#TheSkinnyMenace wants your funny

Ive been listening to Bejeweled by Taylor Swift about 10 times a day. I shout to the universe
"I CAN MAKE THE WHOLE PLACE SHIMMER"
cuz i believe that shit for reals

Im the coolest guy i can be
you cant compare to me
and i couldn't compare to you
why would I want to
#TheSkinnyMenace

I gotta buncha videos of me singing like a big ole goober down at Youtube.com/TheSkinnyMenace and im down to sing more!

what you wanna hear? #TheSkinnyMenace will sing for you!