I humbly propose for #DonaldTrump's threatened #ThirdParty the name "The Thurd," for are not Republicans #TheThurd who hold half the power?

#TeamRottencrotch ARISE!

Perhaps the most annoying part of interacting with #TheThurd with half the power is how they force me to do what my parents told me to NEVER do, namely, explaining to the kids on the short bus why they're... on there.

The defenses I've seen for #TrumpTaxReturns over on #Elmo's #UrinalClog surely qualifies them for preferred seating at the food-fight-starting-without-reprisal lunchroom table.

#Republicans, aka #TheThurd with half the power, sees themselves fully recovered from the rumpthrusting they took in the midterms, because "it wasn't the pizza box."

Emboldened by this, expect their top tier members to demonstrate their patriotism by paying even less in #taxes than appear to have been paid by #TrumpTaxReturns

#TwitterDown, butt don't worry, the turds of #TheThurd are patient (they have #parler and #trooph if they get to craving pre-chewed corn in a pasty fetid matrix).

Show of hands: who's stunned by the lies of future #SpeakerGeorgeSantos, #GeorgeSantos, darling of #TheThurd?

The #GlandOldParty are ALL #GeorgeSantos today... and henceforth.

I will be starting all correspondence to my many #Republican reps at all levels of government,

"Dear Speaker Santos:"

Make #TheThurd wear that shit.

Regarding #GeorgeSantos, #SpeakerGeorgeSantos, and #SpeakerSantos, I agree with #MollyIvins' friend's remedy. #Santos is just another lifeless chicken, and #TheThurd are shit-eating, chicken-killing dogs. #Santos2024! https://www.creators.com/read/molly-ivins/11/04/molly-ivins-november-4-3e5a6201

To #TheThurd of #NewYorkers who voted for and #elected #GeorgeSantos, congratulations, that #Snickers bar ain't a Snickers bar, and that corn you're pickin' out of your teeth ain't peanuts.

#SpeakerGeorgeSantos #SpeakerSantos
Also, #StormyTheImpaler pork-spanked #Trump

To #TheThurd of New Yorkers who elected #GeorgeSantos, congratulations, that #Snickers bar ain't a Snickers bar, and that corn you're pickin' out of your teeth ain't peanuts.

#SpeakerGeorgeSantos #SpeakerSantos
Also, #StormyTheImpaler pork-spanked cTrump

To #TheThurd of New Yorkers who elected #GeorgeSantos, congratulations, that Snickers bar ain't a Snickers bar, and that corn you're pickin' out of your teeth ain't peanuts.

#SpeakerGeorgeSantos #SpeakerSantos
Also, #StormyTheImpaler pork-spanked #Trump

Sir Donald of House Rottencrotch's 2022 #Christmas message to all #Christendom and his base, #TheThurd with half the power (#TeamRottencrotch), is inspiring, as it affirms my long-held belief that the thickness of the skin of a thin-skinned turd can thicken to a thickness equal to that turd's radius, no matter how thick the turd. #SmellyChristmas. LOVE TO ALL!

@rbreich

We are the Republicans: #TheThurd with half the power. Join us, won't you.

@kdvncm

#TheThurd with half the power? THAT #republican party?

@PointyFluff @easyenglish_bible

Really, what's the harm in a portion (#TheThurd) of humanity clinging to the writings of Bedouins whose #ignorance of ALL things was greater even than a modern-day #Alabama third-grader? What could go wrong?

@Lynda @rvawonk

You a doctor? You a research scientist? Do you run an agency that's constantly under attack by dipshits of #TheThurd who somehow hold half the power?

Seriously, what would you suggest to improve - be specific - the #CDC? If you're gonna criticize, bring a solution or...

@rvawonk

Good take, but you might address the problem of such takes being shovels for shoveling shit against a tide, a tide in the form of religious zealotry, which is reinforced en masse for at least a thurd of Americans. The tragic truth is... you and I and our friends are outnumbered and out-resourced by #TheThurd of humanity who prefer their thought be pre-chewed and spoon-fed to them and - more importantly - their children and grandchildren. Google "asymmetric warfare."

@Penelope

#TheThurd = 1/3

Three characters.

@Penelope

I think what you're failing to note here is that the #Tories of the UK are like the #Republicans in the US. Both represent #TheThurd, that fraction of humans born as assholes, morons, or some combination of the two.

I guess what I'm saying here is you should mention that increasing poverty is a primary job responsibility of theirs.

#Gobspeed.

This #Zelenskyy guy is hereby banned from the #RepublicanParty, the #GOP, you know, #TheThurd of Americans with half the power.

@LucifersTweetz

Knowing that #TheThurd with half the power and none of the brains live in mortal fear of myths rooted in ignorance is both comforting and entertaining. Thanks for the reminder.