Very nearly swore bigly on Threads thanks to
the latest #TheWeekInTory

A recent "personal chronological advancement event" saw a copy of 'The Decade in Tory' by Russ Jones land in my lap. I finally have a little time to get stuck in and am much looking forward to it. If it's as good as Russ's 'Week in Tory' threads, it's going to be great!

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A hilarious birdsite thread on today's events by @RussInCheshire, best known for #ukpolitics hilarity in his #TheWeekInTory writing (Warning: may contain dry humor and satire unsuitable for some right-wing audiences)

https://twitter.com/RussInCheshire/status/1593500400883212289?t=HUoeDIvkSkEsPXsMJrlrPw&s=19

#TwitterMigration #TwitterCollapse #riptwitter

RT @RussInCheshire
Boy, am I glad I waited until after 1:30 to do #TheWeekInTory

1. It seems an age, but only 6 days ago Elizabeth Truss, an anagram of Haziest Bluster, promised parliament she “absolutely” stuck to her leadership promise of “not planning public spending cuts”

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Boy, am I glad I waited until after 1:30 to do #TheWeekInTory

1. It seems an age, but only 6 days ago Elizabeth Truss, an anagram of Haziest Bluster, promised parliament she “absolutely” stuck to her leadership promise of “not planning public spending cuts”

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RussInCheshire/status/1583092349269200898

RT @RussInCheshire
For #TheWeekInTory I bookmark things as they happen, then open the bookmarks on a Friday and write. Usually there are around 100 - 120 bookmarks a week (not everything makes it).

For this week I currently have 709 bookmarks. And it's only 8am on Thursday.

Give me strength.

RT @RussInCheshire
I am BEGGING the Tories to have a day off. Don't they realise I have to document all this? #TheWeekInTory

England is ruled by idiots, fools, knaves and nincompoops.

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#TheWeekInTory

tl:dr – AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!

I’m sorry. This is the biggest yet.

So drink heavily, and let’s begin what seems 1000 years ago, but was actually this week

[ Cue wobbly flashback effect ]🧵

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RussInCheshire/status/1580968759337971712

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#TheWeekInTory

tl:dr – AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!

I’m sorry. This is the biggest yet.

So drink heavily, and let’s begin what seems 1000 years ago, but was actually this week

[ Cue wobbly flashback effect ]🧵

This should be good... 🙂

RT @RussInCheshire@twitter.com

#TheWeekInTory

tl:dr – AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!

I’m sorry. This is the biggest yet.

So drink heavily, and let’s begin what seems 1000 years ago, but was actually this week

[ Cue wobbly flashback effect ]🧵

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RussInCheshire/status/1580968759337971712

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I did #TheWeekInTory yesterday. Since then:

1. Lee Anderson assaulted someone on camera

2. The govt planned a public info campaign about saving energy

3. Then cancelled it

4. Then the energy minister said the govt is ideologically opposed to helping avoid an energy crisis

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RussInCheshire/status/1578430671768653824

Nobody writes about politics like the British.

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#TheWeekInTory

1. We begin with our new leader, Margarine Thatcher, who in only 3 weeks has become PM, finished off The Queen, taken 2 weeks away from work, ruined our relations with the US, crashed the economy, and started backbench rebellion to remove her from office

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RussInCheshire/status/1574442422100279299

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#TheWeekInTory

1. We begin with our new leader, Margarine Thatcher, who in only 3 weeks has become PM, finished off The Queen, taken 2 weeks away from work, ruined our relations with the US, crashed the economy, and started backbench rebellion to remove her from office

Margarine Thatcher...

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#TheWeekInTory

1. We begin with our new leader, Margarine Thatcher, who in only 3 weeks has become PM, finished off The Queen, taken 2 weeks away from work, ruined our relations with the US, crashed the economy, and started backbench rebellion to remove her from office

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RussInCheshire/status/1574442422100279299

Sums the trouble with the #Tories up nicely.
Out of touch doesn’t even touch it
They have to go, all of them, the country deserves better.
RT @RussInCheshire: A single-tweet #TheWeekInTory

1. Tories sacked Johnson for being a liar

2. Tugendhat was cheered hugely by the public for being the only candidate to say Johnson is a liar

3. Tories cheered yet more Johnson lies in parliament today

4. And then the Tories eliminated Tug…

🐦🔗: https://nitter.eu/catherinemep/status/1549114263855300609

RT @RussInCheshire
It's finally happened.

#TheWeekInTory has turned into The Day In Tory.

Here we go...

RT @RussInCheshire: It's finally happened.

#TheWeekInTory has turned into The Day In Tory.

Here we go...

🐦🔗: https://nitter.eu/LuisaPorritt/status/1547291810728402947

What a week!

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It’s only a couple of days since I did #TheWeekInTory, and here I am again because – oh hell, you already know why.

Anyway, here we go, you lucky, lucky bastards

1. Chris Pincher was accused of groping 2 men after getting indescribably pissed

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RussInCheshire/status/1544362686728790017

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Because I was busy last week, this episode of #TheWeekInTory covers more than 7 days, but not – you’ll be amazed to hear – the 700 years it would take most govts to get through this lot.

Remember, it’s OK to want to scream or take drugs during this epic.

Brace, brace…🧵

RT @RussInCheshire: Because I was busy last week, this episode of #TheWeekInTory covers more than 7 days, but not – you’ll be amazed to hear – the 700 years it would take most govts to get through this lot.

Remember, it’s OK to want to scream or take drugs during this epic.

Brace, brace…🧵

🐦🔗: https://nitter.eu/CarolineVoaden/status/1542945994668707840