The best Christmas gift I received this year arrived today. I received a Brondell Swash CL1500 toilet seat. It’s a $300 toilet seat, peeps!
It has a heated seat, heated bidet with adjustable pressure and temp, and it even blow-drys my bottom. Hell, it even has its own charcoal air purifier!
It chimes hello when you open the seat and when you close it. It even has a night light, though no one in my house needs it.
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Finally the monthly poo-tax.
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