Foxes: stop by today for a #Vulpenoot #SnootBoop! π¦π
#RaccoonOverlords: we have left the food in the dumpsters as agreed, praise be our #RaccoonOverlords π π¦
Everyone else: some day we will #AllBeDust and there will be no wind to carry us. #SubmitToYourFate β οΈπ
Stop by for a #NihilistWendys #HotDogSandwich today! ππ₯ͺ
#Vulpenoot #SnootBoop #RaccoonOverlords #AllBeDust #SubmitToYourFate #NihilistWendys #HotDogSandwich
Happy #Vulpenoot everyone! If you haven't heard about it, please see this link.
It is a day of kindness honoring #Wolfenoot, but with the spirit of foxes instead.
@raccoonformality @kungfudongboy We're are all food on this blessΓ¨d #Vulpenoot day ππ¦
@patterfloof @ssb Absolutely! Pizzas are just open-faced calzones.
Glad you agree with us, fox-friend! Have a #Vulpenoot #SnootBoop, free of charge!
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@camstonefaux The world needs more people/foxes like you.
Keep up the good work and happy #Vulpenoot! π
Nihilist Wendy's will not be celebrating #Thanksgiving this year. Or ever again. Instead, we have invented a brand new holiday called #Vulpenoot. Remember in Fantastic Mr. Fox when the animals stole all the food from the evil farmers and had a feast? Same idea here.
We aim to steal the concept of giving thanks from undeserving colonists, and accelerate their oppression being lost to the void. It's not about gorging yourself and being thankful for food. It's about doing kind things for others and giving them a reason to be thankful.
For example, if you've got plenty of food but no family plans, make a meal for your local homeless shelter instead! They will definitely appreciate the effort and gesture.
Kindness is always welcome in the hearts of man and creature alike. However you decide to celebrate, happy #Vulpenoot from all of us at Nihilist Wendy's!