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Princess of Whales :bc: · @princesaballena
1277 followers · 8529 posts · Server beige.party

Me: did you just call your dad a simp?? I did not raise you to behave like that!

17: I hate to break it to you mom, but you absolutely did

#WhyIsHeLikeThis #momfail

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Princess of Whales :bc: · @princesaballena
652 followers · 2023 posts · Server beige.party

17: while I’m not proud of the fact that I never burned the house down, I am surprised by it

#WhyIsHeLikeThis #MyBoy #HappyFamilies #arson

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Princess of Whales :bc: · @princesaballena
652 followers · 2011 posts · Server beige.party

My 17 year old came into my room and asked me if I’m cheating on his father with all the yarn that’s on the bed and I really don’t know if this is a weird story about me or about my son

#knitting #WhyIsHeLikeThis #yarnstash #sable

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Princess of Whales :bc: · @princesaballena
603 followers · 1531 posts · Server beige.party

Me: I love you

My husband of 25 years: Prove it

#pow #WhyIsHeLikeThis #marriage

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