Me: did you just call your dad a simp?? I did not raise you to behave like that!
17: I hate to break it to you mom, but you absolutely did
17: while I’m not proud of the fact that I never burned the house down, I am surprised by it
#WhyIsHeLikeThis #MyBoy #HappyFamilies #arson
My 17 year old came into my room and asked me if I’m cheating on his father with all the yarn that’s on the bed and I really don’t know if this is a weird story about me or about my son
#knitting #WhyIsHeLikeThis #yarnstash #sable