The explaination is... we recovered the #TruckSaga truck, went to #WildNights2002, parked it for the summer save for cleaning out the inlaws storage units after they passed, and just missed some crazy crap under the back seat...then since my husband's at work, I took it out of the mothball spot in the driveway to go get groceries and was like, "Damn there's a lot of shit in here still"

* A receipt for a tarp at a Dollar General so remote the address has a 7 digit house number
* A plastic shopping bag with rope and assorted hand tools.
* A roll of shop towels.
* A box of plastic bags.
* An unopened pack of index cards from 2002
* A QuikTrip bag of empty donut wrappers and coffee cups
* A program from #WildNights2002

I don't think anybody would know what to make of that.