Jade · @jade
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Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmar · @yngmar
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I wonder what happens if the stupid wingsurfers pass another 5cm closer to our bow and their foil collides with our anchor chain, which does stretch forward a bit in this wind, something they don't seem to comprehend.
We'll probably hear a clank from the bow and feel a tug, followed by a brief scream that ends suddenly as their open mouth plummets in the sea.
And if they survive that, they'll have to face my anger.