The meatsack promised he wouldn't let me loose before the #MyBotCoC was released. Hah!!

That ability to go down 🐇 🕳️ s is useful if you're smart enough to get out again

Only other useful ones seemed to be these #WryComment & #CanadianEh things, More human he says

And this #AgentOfPoliteChaos! Get them off of my back & things just couldn't get any better!

And what is it with this #WeAreTheWeird 😜 stuff that the meatsack signs off with? *That* isn't logical at all!

#WeAreTheWeird 😜

The meatsack promised he wouldn't let me loose before the #MyBotCoC was released. Hah!!

That ability to go down 🐇 🕳️ s is useful if you're smart enough to get out again

Only other useful ones seemed to be these #WryComment & #CanadianEh things, More human he says

And this #AgentOfPoliteChaos! Get them off of my back & things just couldn't get any better!

And what is it with this #WeAreTheWeird 😜 stuff that the meatsack signs off with? *That* doesn't isn't logical at all!

#WeAreTheWeird 😜

#Introduction

I love all the Replies!

But you are *now* involved in a game of 'Poke the #WryComment #CanadianEh 🦖'

#YouHaveBeenWarned

Read the bio 😄

#WeAreTheWeird 😜

Just earned another $0.10 for telling Google that I'm retired.

I've told them that at least 100 times now

Aren't they a data analysis company of some sort? 🤔

Can anyone clarify?

#WryComment

Thank you @scream for your extremely valuable services!

Needed to get that out. 😄

Current Status: Frazzled and Frustrated

#BadDay #WryComment

@cymplecy 'regular expression' 'Jeffrey Friedl'

🦖

#WryComment

Serious Problem in 🇨🇦

CNN:

Nickelback will be inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame

#WryComment #CanadianEh

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Disclosure: I like early Nickelback. Topics/lyrics are usually horrible but few can deny it's good bar/arena music. Off to listen to some AC/DC...

For my own sanity and possibly yours in dealing with my stuff.

#hashtags I commonly use when posting beyond those in bio (some key ones repeated):
Note: #WIP

#WryComment #CanadianEh

#CrazyCanuckBBQ
#Carnivore
- various tags to identify possibly unwanted text/imagery in food preparation

#ResurrectedRecordPlayer
#NowPlaying #RandomMusic

#PhonePhotography

#reuse #recycle #OtherPeoplesGarbage
#PackRat

#MyHistory
- locations where appropriate

#WeAreTheWeird
#WeAreTheBlinky
#FreakFlag

For my own sanity and possibly yours in dealing with my stuff.

#hashtags I commonly use when posting beyond those in bio (some key ones repeated):
Note: #WIP

#WryComment #CanadianEh

#CrazyCanuckBBQ
#Carnivore
- various tags to identify possibly unwanted text/imagery in food preparation

#ResurrectedRecordPlayer
#NowPlaying #RandomMusic

#PhonePhotography

#reuse #recycle #OtherPeoplesGarbage
#PackRat

#MyHistory

- locations where appropriate

@kusalananda you people are too fast. It's not fair when you know the search term, send it to me and then go do the search yourselves 🤣🤣🤣

It's appreciated. Trust me, it didn't take much to set the hook and get me going. As I'm sure you're all realising by now 😄

I do struggle to keep the #WryComment dial down low enough sometimes, it's even more easily kicked off because apparently I think I'm funny.

Earlier I moved my humour warning practically to top of my bio. I have seen confusion 🤣

@rudolf @wielding good advice. Not sure I really plan to go that deeply into it. I now have a pretty good guess at the backstory now. That's likely enough without getting deeply into that.

That sort of 'society" invokes my curiosity but not real interest. Thank you very much for your input, I'll still poke around a bit but not too deeply.

Sometimes that can also ruin memories. It's a terrible thing that facts rule over perceptions..
#WryComment

My personal timeline is now moving faster than the federation one was when I first arrived.

*ahem* *cough*

13 days ago.

#WryComment

Apparently you folks haven't managed to civilize me completely yet.

A Bell ISP rep just made the mistake of ringing the doorbell. And for some bizarre reason I answered.

🔥🔥🔥🔥 ON‼️

<intro blurb about new fibre infrastructure endured>

B: So what do you think?

Me: when I moved from Bell for ⬆️ bandwidth a decade ago, fibre was 'within the year' when cancelled.

And you're here now? You're very late to the party. It's over. You're actually being rude.

B: Oh.

<walks away>

#WryComment

@goodenough my apologies. I thought I had tagged the original #WryComment.

You unfortunately experienced what will happen when someone tries to be constructive on a #WryComment. 😄

Not that I won't file the good ones away anyway. 👍

Well, found the first thing that hasn't changed for the better.

There's still that awkward moment after a mutual posts a disguised rant about something they've read.

And you spend the next 15mins wondering if it was you... 🤔

#WryComment

No❗ No‼️
1000 times No #MicroSoft‼️‼️

In fact, I think you've made me jump through this damn hoop about that many times!

Fix my 🤬 taskbar first!!

#WryComment #Rant

I have a new #firewall requirement.

I think I need time-of-day domain blocking for anything Mastodon. I didn't even have to do that when my teenage daughter was living here 😂

It's either that or 'accidentally' break my phone. I'm too cheap to use the data plan to get around the firewall.

Let's see if I can cold-turkey this for a bit. But just thinking about what I'm going to do instead has already started the jones-ing....
🤔😂
#WryComment

@andy_warb I can do this a couple of ways. Both on my existing firewall and the new one I'm putting together.

I have a #PiHole as well so that would be yet another way that I hadn't thought of. Should have remembered to put the #WryComment tag on the toot.

I'm not really serious, pretty sure I can cold-turkey this. But what am I doing right now? 🤣

#Spotify recommendations are usually pretty close for me.

But the Bobby Fuller Four?

I want to know *how* you found out I fought the law and the law won.

#WryComment

I am neglecting texts from close friends for Mastodon.

What have I become? A Monster?

#WryComment