dac · @dac
24 followers · 382 posts · Server mindly.social

. People need acceptance because it's so important to wellbeing

#____needs____because

Last updated 1 year ago

karan · @krs
1 followers · 32 posts · Server mstdn.social

@JorgeStolfi more like [the universe] needs [a total absence of human beings] because [we *will* pollute for our own selfiah interests wherever we go].

#____needs____because

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Jorge Stolfi · @JorgeStolfi
695 followers · 4649 posts · Server mas.to

Humanity needs Mars because we will soon run out of places to pollute here on Earth.

#HashtagGames #____needs____because

Last updated 1 year ago

Overdrawn at the Gravitas Bank · @EmptySet
14 followers · 440 posts · Server dobbs.town


I Think the Human Race
Ethical Trans-humanism
I've met some humans, and even know some things about myself

#____needs____because #HashtagGames

Last updated 1 year ago

RM4 :blobcatspace: · @rm4
233 followers · 840 posts · Server mstdn.social

I need to learn the darkside because I must save my wife from certain death.

#HashtagGames #RevengeOfTheSith #____needs____because #StarWars

Last updated 1 year ago

Extinction Studies · @aka_quant_noir
242 followers · 798 posts · Server hcommons.social

Cops need donuts because they have to have a hole to drop their ethics in.

#____needs____because #hashtaggames

Last updated 1 year ago

Extinction Studies · @aka_quant_noir
242 followers · 793 posts · Server hcommons.social

Cucumbers need onions because pickles.

#____needs____because #hashtaggames

Last updated 1 year ago

Jason Didner · @jasondidner
211 followers · 1140 posts · Server mstdn.social

I need to make music because it's the best way I know to connect with other people - to share a laugh or a moment of compassion.



#HashtagGames #hashitout #____needs____because

Last updated 1 year ago

Spabetti Nudeln · @Spabetti
144 followers · 1073 posts · Server mas.to

The male football national teams need balls because obviously only the women's world cup teams seem to have it.

#HashtagGames #____needs____because

Last updated 1 year ago

Count Regal Inkwell · @vinesnfluff
114 followers · 1725 posts · Server equestria.social


This game needs more silly responses because most of them are very serious.

#____needs____because #hashtaggames

Last updated 1 year ago

@jtb

A Man Needs Long Legs Because to reach the ground.

#____needs____because #HashtagGames

Last updated 1 year ago

I❤KITTENS · @seth73
81 followers · 1420 posts · Server berlin.social

Molly Malone needs medication, because else she'll die of a fever


#____needs____because #hashtaggames

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I❤KITTENS · @seth73
81 followers · 1420 posts · Server berlin.social

Everybody needs somebody to love


#____needs____because #hashtaggames

Last updated 1 year ago

Carmen Bianca BAKKER · @carmenbianca
61 followers · 148 posts · Server todon.eu

@MrShoggoth Fish need bicycles because honestly cars kind of suck.

#____needs____because #bancars

Last updated 1 year ago

Roger Cohen · @C2Zero
121 followers · 569 posts · Server aus.social

Trump needs sentencing because he committed crimes. .

#____needs____because #HashtagGames

Last updated 1 year ago

Roger Cohen · @C2Zero
121 followers · 567 posts · Server aus.social

Elon needs X because Twitter is too hard to spell.

#____needs____because #HashtagGames

Last updated 1 year ago

Roger Cohen · @C2Zero
121 followers · 566 posts · Server aus.social

Barbie needs Oppenheimer because Ken is the bomb.

#____needs____because #HashtagGames

Last updated 1 year ago

RM4 :blobcatspace: · @rm4
225 followers · 798 posts · Server mstdn.social

We need this Force-sensitive slave boy to win the Boonta Eve race because then we can purchase a new hyperdrive and fix the ship so that we can get off Tatooine and get to Coruscant to tell the Republic about the Trade Federation blockade and hopefully get help!

#HashtagGames #ThePhantomMenace #____needs____because #StarWars

Last updated 1 year ago

Ben Shapiro needs to shut the hell up because he doesn’t make any sense

#HashtagGames #____needs____because

Last updated 1 year ago

· @jtb
23 followers · 432 posts · Server toot.wales

Bird needs wing because of gravity.

#____needs____because

Last updated 1 year ago