#Favorite? listen, sweetheart, i love your Favorite, i do, but that and a token get me on the subway (which, of course, is no longer literally true - for how much longer will people say "What's the #411?"). But only a #reblog gets me a #boost (also, i cashed in a bunch of #AAMiles today on nonstop flights so i feel pretty good already, like a successful thief). i know it's my fault. i'll try harder, i will be hilarious - not like here - really hilarious but ya gotta meet me #halfway, y'know.