Finally assembled the standard lamp in the lounge. Only took me four months to get round to it 😆
#Lazy #ABitRubbish

@sheepnik Hehehe ... Jo and I were planning on freaking out the Shire Tories of Cheltenham by performing some kind of May's Eve rite in a local park but in the end we had too much whiskey and fell asleep.
#WhiskeyOrWitchy #ABitRubbish

Due to a remarkable lack of planning and not knowing what week it is, turns out it's mega bin day *and* cook the fridge before the food order arrives day. Please shower me with the requisite amount of praise, as I've made a pan of roast veg, a ribollita, a puttanesca and prepped a stir fry. The bins have also been taken out.
I shall be doing very little for the rest of the day.
#ABitRubbish #HecticHalfHour

@Greenseer Afternoon old stick 👋 😊 Looks like you've got the same lovely weather as us down here. I've no excuse not to sow the forget me nots now 😂
#Florespondence #Gardening #ABitRubbish

I bought a new five pack of scissors a couple of weeks ago, so of course now I'm finding the old ones all over the bloody place. They defiitely weren't there before ... #Scissors #ABitRubbish #InanimateObjectsAreOutToGetYou

@emsquared I keep leaving the older ones on my face so when I put the ones that are actually for computer/writing they hurt my eyeballs. #TeamMuppet #ABitRubbish

Well: I did fuck all this morning, I've done fuck all so far this afternoon, so I think it might be time to write today off and slip gracefully into a state of advanced lethargy until tomorrow.
#Hangover #ABitRubbish #DoingNothingIsTheNewDoingSomething

Put my socks in the bin again. I should make a sign saying "This is not the washing machine".
#ABitRubbish

@Swede1952 Confession: I stopped reading at "I really like ice-cream". I usually get some in before I have a drink because it's a superb hangover remedy. I'd forgotten about forgetting until I read your post. Now I'm annoyed. Mostly at myself, but a little bit at you for reminding me how rubbish I am. 😂😂
#Hangover #IceCream #ABitRubbish

When the thing you're looking for is right in front of you but you can't see it because it's your glasses 😂🤦‍♀️👵
#Glasses #Biddy #ABitRubbish

Well, it's nearly 4pm and I still haven't done anything - not even Private Eye and a cup of tea. If I'd been sitting in the garden, I'd have moss growing on my feet by now 😂 #Lazy #Mosstodon #ABitRubbish

@emsquared It's at least 75% my own fault for being too lazy to put up the greenhouse I bought in, erm, January 🤦‍♀️
#Lazy #ABitRubbish

Well that's a new low on the "my memory is rubbish" scale. Almost emptied the cold tea in the bin. I was trying to decide whether this is better or worse than putting the phone in the fridge or the laundry in the oven.
I've decided my brain is in cahoots with the god of tidying, who is trying to enslave me.
#ABitRubbish #IAmOld

Truth. #Bookstodon #ABitRubbish #Bookshelves

@anniemo71 When I did a Welsh taster course a few years' back, the tutor put the lyrics to Calon Lan on the board on the final lesson and tried to get us to sing along. Everyone else in the room struggled on rather tunelessly but because I didn't even know the tune, I just had to sit there shrugging my shoulders for a few minutes 😂😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #ABitRubbish #Cymru #Wales #Singing

@juglugs I'm being dim - huh? Did I just take some bait I wasn't aware of? 🤦‍♀️ 😂 #ABitRubbish

When you're so angry about the news that you put your washing on twice by mistake 😂 🤦‍♀️
#ABitRubbish

So it turns out I've been walking around with a "wash gently with a mild soap" label stuck to my arse and I've only just noticed.
#StayinClassy #ABitRubbish

#DailyStodge In my haste to scream into the void about today's atrocities in the political arena, I forgot two "bake from frozen" croissants in the kitchen. The situation is now being rectified. Mmmmm ... chewy. 😂
#ABitRubbish #Croissants

Top tip - *always* wear gloves when operating garden shears. Turns out they're quite sharp! D'oh.
#Gardening #ABitRubbish