dott. Alessandro Pedrazzi · @psicoterapeuta
60 followers · 159 posts · Server mastodon.uno

I need to stop accidentally stabbing and cutting myself.

#accidentprone

Last updated 1 year ago

Karen Mc · @karenmc
191 followers · 695 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Earlier today, I fell off my chair. My husband asked โ€œwhat are you doing?โ€. I donโ€™t know how there can be any ambiguity in falling off a chair ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

#klutz #accidentprone

Last updated 2 years ago

Kaona (she/her) · @Kaonarose
61 followers · 268 posts · Server disabled.social

Ellie accidentally nose nudged me in the eye HARD by accident. It frigging hurts. I hope I donโ€™t end up with a black eye. I can just imagine someone asking me what happened, and me having to tell them it was my service dog ๐Ÿ˜‚

#accidentprone

Last updated 2 years ago

Xyla ๐Ÿซง · @TranscendentalTraveller
62 followers · 283 posts · Server mastodon.lol

Third random injury in less than a week. Bestie and I are in the chat quoting my 'demons' and my 'guardian spirits.

GS: "I know, boss, but after she jumped into that empty pool, even the rookies don't wanna watch her!"

D: "Get the bubble wrap, she's at it again!"

#wearehilarious #accidentprone #funny #gottalaugh #cuzimbleedingeitherway

Last updated 2 years ago

LGsMom · @LGsMom
66 followers · 1459 posts · Server universeodon.com

@dancinyogi I was visiting my friend in the hosp who had had an emergency delivery and whose baby was about 4 weeks premature. The nurse was in the room to help them solve a teensy baby problem as I washed my hands. I somehow sprayed chemical hand sanitizer in my eyes and the nurse had to abandon the baby to get someone to provide medical care for me.

#klutz #accidentprone #embarrassingmoments

Last updated 2 years ago

Kelli Blackwood · @kelliblackwood
30 followers · 25 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Dang it. Iโ€™m an accident waiting to happen. Slipped and did the splits, buckling back my left foot over on top of itself before my leg snapped around in front of me again as my back hit the floor. Smashed my big toenail to bits. Surprisingly, it looks as though I may have only broken my big toe, if anything. I consider that lucky. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

#accidentprone #oopsididitagain

Last updated 2 years ago

Caree Risover · @CareeRisover
15 followers · 26 posts · Server home.social

I'm still working hard to become a loyal customer at our local hospital ๐Ÿค• aretirementblog.blogspot.com/2

#retirement #accidentprone #nhs

Last updated 2 years ago

COLDCARD · @Coldcard
271 followers · 4549 posts · Server bitcoinhackers.org

RT @BTC_Cannon
@Mandrik @COLDCARDwallet You mean like this? Just came in today ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸคชโœŠ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Thanks @nvk
@COLDCARDwallet

#accidentprone #timetogoboating

Last updated 3 years ago