Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
9 followers · 71 posts · Server me.dm

Inspired by a real exchange:

"Some people think all divorces must be acrimonious."

"What does 'acrimonious' mean?"

"It means 'not amicable.' Our divorce was very amicable."

"What does 'amicable' mean?"

"Er... 'friendly'... My ex-wife and I are having a friendly divorce."

"Okay." [Puts gun away, probably because I haven't been taken over by aliens after all. I just happen to have a Ph.D. and tend to talk pompously.]

#english #language #acrimonious #amicable #divorce #phd #pompous #joke

Last updated 2 years ago

Fenrir · @Fenrir
4 followers · 9 posts · Server metalhead.club