(6:55 AM still in bed)
* Insist that he has a morning boner (he didn't)
* Sniffed his armpit the way our dog sniffs armpits/crotches/sweatshirts that've recently held a cat
* Declared he doesn't have much to look forward to in the morning b/c he doesn't drink coffee. (true)
* Interrogated him about what the funniest thing the dog did yesterday was. (corrected him)

to be continued....

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