My wife's reaction when she saw me squeezing a IKEA Lack table between two desks to use the space.

I mean, now I can use that space instead of my desk. #AdultSupervision

Note to self: check if wife is on a call before belching. Again. #SuchCoffee #AdultSupervision

Me to Lily: I'm getting a new camera back pack.

Lily: OR you know, you could just use the one from 2010.

Me: Awwwww! #AdultSupervision #SoMuchCoffee

*DRINKS WATER*

YES, IT'S HOT BUT I DON'T COME IN FROM THE RAIN EITHER!! #AdultSupervision

Somedays I question my life decisions. #AdultSupervision

@Jeffro

That’s called “children”. #AdultSupervision #OhBoy

cc: @andyfragen

*Me reads @ipstenu rhetorical and confirms that I still have bourbon in stock*

For tomorrow night. #AdultSupervision

#Missouri is 𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑬 with #children carrying #guns 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 #AdultSupervision #WTF

*Me in the home office, it's quiet and with Lily in the office I let out a loud belch.*

Which is when I found out she's leaving a voicemail. #AdultSupervision

Hmm. My personal laptop needs replacing too… #rssfeed #AdultSupervision
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Me installing Stalker (it was on sale at Steam) and jumping right into Stalker Anomaly.

*DRINKS COFFEE*

This will go well, I am sure. #AdultSupervision

*Peels off volunteer work and mutter all of the good predefined replies are written by @ipstenu and that's good.*

My predefines are usually one sentence. #AllTheCoffee #AdultSupervision

@davidbisset *Reads. PULLS PIN.*

Auto-drive in cars is an urban myth and in fact do not exist. 😈

*THROWS.* #AdultSupervision

Grown-up Tip of the day: Do not buy 1 pound of sliced deli ham. It's a lot of ham.

Related: I am not a grown-up. #AdultSupervision

*Me runs out and gets a can of Bustello coffee*

Asks Lily: How much did that cost?

Me: No idea. What? What? What? #AdultSupervision

I typo'ed in a work chat "Not. Enough. Coffee." and accidentally found out that .coffee is a TLD.

*DRINKS COFFEE*

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. #AllTheCoffee #AdultSupervision

Hmm. #Mastodon permits GIF animation in headers.

OH, THAT'S GOOD. #AllTheCoffee #AdultSupervision

@daljo628 The struggle is real, brother. #AdultSupervision