#3ffer #africantime and #condemnations

In America, my car clock's fast so I arrive early. Here in Malawi, my alarm clock's slow so I arrive on time #Africantime #timeisrelative
May 21, 2015 4:48pm

The same man who condemns same sex marriage finds a John, employs his hand, and does the Job #handyman
May 28, 2015 3:56pm

i have no boat to row so life is not a dream
Jun 13, 2015 3:58am

#2ffer is there a reason we order the visible spectrum in descending wavelength vs descending energy? #verbalisms

Vibgy Or lives in the shadow of her great grandfather Roy G Biv. She once asked, "do geese see god?" He palindromicly answered, "Mr. Owl ate my metal worm!"
May 11, 2015 2:07am

In America, my car clock's fast so I arrive early. Here in Malawi, my alarm clock's slow so I arrive on time #Africantime #timeisrelative
May 21, 2015 4:48pm

#2ffer word thinking kills a vibe #staymetaphoric and brownies are the best >>>

Dictionary conversations rarely deviate from a few key words spun in a web of sticky synonyms. Don't talk to a Webster. Or if you do, ask whether he wrote the dictionary #oooyoudid
May 04, 2015 9:53pm

If I had a 30 minute brownie mix, I'd do it in a sec #probablynotthough #probablyanhourthough #africantime
May 08, 2015 1:22am