🐙 Compañero Allende · @morpheo
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You know when people say "this aged like (fine) wine" of something ageing (very) well and "this* aged like milk" when it ages badly?

(* often women, or things related to women, oddly enough**)
(** not oddly at all, it's just the same old misogyny as always)

I'm here to explain that wine ages to vinegar. In other words: it spoils.
Sure, vinegar indeed has its uses, but a salad, however nice, is quite far from a lovely glass of the good old red stuff, right? Right?

Milk, on the other hand ages to cheese. And cheese is lovely. Lovely! Cheese represents the good things in life! (And it goes great with something that hasn't spoiled to vinegar. Get it?)

Now. Let me show you something that spoiled like wine.

Do the kids still say "Big oof!" or am I just booming?

#linustechtips #ltt #agelikewine #bigoof

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