It seems that recently the main meaning of “agile” is basically what Swiss German calls “speditiv.” Which is nice, especially when uttered by public services etc.

But that’s *not* the original meaning and I doubt that procurement or first and second-level ICT support are the best places to become agile in the original meaning.

Could people please use terms properly and not dilute them when they already have fitting terms for what they want to express? #AskingForAnEngineer

#Agile #Reframing

"One Dancing XP Guy Found a Fix to Dark Agile – Are You Ready to Follow?" Join us for our next online #AgileTechTalks session with Ron Quartel this Wednesday, September 13.

https://www.agilealliance.org/agile-tech-talks/one-dancing-xp-guy-found-a-fix-to-dark-agile-are-you-ready-to-follow/

#DarkAgile #XP #Agile #AgileDeveloper #FaST #AgileTeams

User: "Can we have an feature X?"
Me: "Sure, give me a second." *implements feature*
My Boss: "Wtf, we cant give them feature X if we don't make it absolutely inconvenient!"
Me: *Explains users that we can't have nice things*

Only 30 hours left at this place.😪 #softwaredevelopment #programming #coding i want #agile

This is split into two theories - the X Theory and the Y Theory ⬇️

🔴 Theory X - This theory looks at the conventional idea that management is top-down. It is considered the authoritarian way of managing that was common in many companies before introducing the agile way of working and is still prevalent in some cultures.

🔴 Theory Y - This theory focuses on staff control. It encourages innovation, empowerment, and team responsibility.

#agile #scrum #definitions

🔴 I have update my PSM Cheat Sheet ⤵️
https://thomas-louvigne.github.io/posts/2020-psm-scrum-certification-cheat-sheet/
#agile #scrum

Recording of my talk at #JavaZone on #sociotechnical systems and #agile is available at https://vimeo.com/861989662

Is there a (oral) history of agile development (particularly scrum)? There are many interesting assumptions in the concept and methods, and I am curious what shaped them

#agile #management #development

The #Agile Paradoxon https://youtu.be/Bez7wmAsxjE?si=coeSnIRlShlLJBJR

"Unshared component teams are a root cause of mediocre performance."

https://www.industriallogic.com/blog/why-are-component-teams-still-so-popular #agile #software #product #organization

In two weeks the team i'm part of gets integrated into an SAFe agile Release Train. I'm watching this tutorial and can not help myself. Feels a little bit controlling and that it says that agile improves productivity also bothers me. Because that sentence can(and does) lead to false assumptions.
Meh...
#scrum #safe #agile #why

Auch schön: Das Projekt ist "agil" wenn man Zyklen zwischen Quality Gates plant. Schließlich hat man in 12 Monaten schon eine Retro gemacht! Und den Fortschritt kann man prima im Gantt erkennen.

Manchmal ist das auch ein bisschen herausfordernd mit einem eher agilen Mindset/Ausbildung als Coach in einem Unternehmen zu arbeiten in dem solche Ansichten Teil der Methodik sind. #agile

Anyone know if John Cutler aka cutlefish is on mastodon? Loved interacting with that guy on other sites #agile #devops #systemthinking #productivity

Which #government #agency or #department or #credit #agency does a #software #engineer go to in order to apply for some Technical Debt Forgiveness?

Can't always afford refactoring the whole thing 😀

#SoftwareEngineer #agile #team #TechDebt #TechnicalDebt #development

I hate scrum.
#scrum #agile #developer

Wenn noch etwas Platz in eurem Kalender im Oktober ist, schaut doch gerne mal auf der Agile meets Architecture in #Berlin vorbei :)

#agile #softwarearchitecture #conference

https://www.agile-meets-architecture.com/2023/home

"je V faire un truc et on V ra dans Vingt ans si c'était bien ça qu'on devait faire."
le cycle en V, enfin accessible au grand public.

#agile #scrum #méthodescum

me:--and his title... Well, he's what's called the 'scrum master'

therapist: (holds breath)

me: you can laugh. It's fine.

#agile #scrum

Hi, Mastodon, I'm hoping you can help me #GetFediHired

I'm a certified Scaled Agile Product Owner with five years of direct industry experience leading development teams, mostly in the Health sector.

I'm located in Indianapolis, USA or would love to join you in #RemoteWork.

#fediHired #fedijobs #tech #agile #ProductOwner #ScaledAgile #SAFe

How Product Goals Make it Easier to Create Sprint Goals and Reduce Feature Factories, Part 1 https://www.jrothman.com/mpd/2023/09/how-product-goals-make-it-easier-to-create-sprint-goals-and-reduce-feature-factories-part-1/ #ProductManagement #FeatureFactory #agile

Der Product Owner – wichtige Stellschraube zum optimalen Value Maximizing – 📘 Neuer Artikel von Markus Stroh
@adesso_SE #agile #productowner
https://www.informatik-aktuell.de/management-und-recht/projektmanagement/der-product-owner.html