@womenknowhistory greetings and salutations! Historianess here tooting to you from the Blue Hill Peninsula, Maine. I write about #Indigenous people #slavery and #colonialism. I don't caffeinate! #ahem :)

#Bristol #BBCWest :
https://twitter.com/alaninbelfast/status/1663285499782389767

RT Alan in Belfast (Alan Meban)> Competitors chased a 7lb Double Gloucester cheese wheel down the *almost-vertical* Coopers Hill ... #ahem It's steep enough to be hard to run down, but it's no where near 'almost vertical' ... that would be like running down a ladder! @BBCBristol https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-65748124

@ProPublica

I gotta admit, #Republican politicians really are shitty #Luddites who want their god to rule the world.

That's why I'm a #Democrat. Because, who wants a fake sky daddy ruling over them? #Ahem.

today short stint back at hospital for few more tests (couldn't be bothered staying back last night) only to be followed by sweet nothingness :awse: :blobcat_wavepeek: quite certain there's going to be a walk in there somewhere (probably past the cake shop on the way home #ahem) 😋🍰

Not only am I ruggedly handsome, a baker and all-round great guy, I can also sew! Well, kind of. New jeans now have, ahem, a hem. Hopefully both legs are the same. I believe the hem is 'basted', a term my 4H leader mother used. If they last one evening, I'll be happy.

#sewing #hemmingandhawing #ahem

@xrobau also did I mention Pixelfed by any chance :blobcat_whistle: *coughs* #ahem :honk:

@cnexnews
#Ahem

https://worldnewsera.com/news/politics/obama-imposed-stronger-train-safety-regulations-but-trump-killed-them/

@craigmaloney @theruran It’s a good thing the announcement doesn’t name the paten troll. It would be a damn shame if the hacking community went after them.

#ahem

So Fernando Alonso says his teammate is "super young, super talented and has the possibility of being a world champion"
#f1 #Ahem 😁

Never in doubt. #Ahem

#LEIvR92 #HeinekenChampionsCup #RugbyMastodaoine #rugby @rugby

@otheorange_tag first ride is free #ahem

Can other #Van drivers relate? #HoHoHo

I can back-in a tighter space, than driving in. Our local Wally-world had tiny spaces. Someone parked over the line, blocking spaces near door. No one could park there; #Ahem their door wouldn't open? I backed in, room on my side & went in.

Suddenly they were paging my DJ business (by name) in the store?

𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐃𝐉 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞? 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓!

#LOL I could see the mad lady, but 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆!
Two All Store calls & I moved for her. #Parking #Diet

@Shaft Les toilettes c'est un lieu propice tout court. #ahem

Et puis les scientifiques ont montré que la station assise prolongée sur les toilettes favorise l'apparition d’hémorroïdes. (Véridique.)

@Schoumi des fusio-demandes et des applications Android pour des services libres de finances personnelles #ahem #kresus

"en fait maman le big bang il est à la fois méchant parce qu'il casse tout et gentil car il a créé tout l'univers" #ahem #reprenons #anthropomorphismemonamour